Maurice a.k.a. Mo/Moe, is a real man and a boss among bosses!

Usually a man of few words, when Maurice speaks, people listen, and things get DONE!

Maurice's are protective of friends and family, hard workers and natural born leaders.

Maurice will usually avoid drama, but will not easily back down from a challenge.

Maurice can be a big flirt, so he has a lot of female friends. Maurices usually have a beautiful but crazy wife so they avoid flirting to aviod any female getting harmed.

Happy wife happy life is what a Maurice would say.

Maurice by Smarty 2017 March 14, 2017

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maurice jones-drew

At 5'7" 212 lbs, the halfback Maurice Jones-Drew has become widely accepted as one of the best 2nd round picks of the 2006 NFL Draft. Currently playing for the JAX Jaguars, MDJ ran for 13 touchdowns and 941 yards off 166 carries, at an average of 5.7 yards per carry in his rookie season, despite only starting one game, playing the rest behind Fred Taylor. He also got 436 yards receiving, including 2 receiving TD's. He returned 31 kicks at an average of 27.7, with one touchdown.

Maurice Jones-Drew is too small to have an impact at HB in the NFL...it worked at college but- oh crap he's great i'd best shut up

maurice jones-drew by Jonny.07 January 17, 2007

Mauriced

When someone tells you they need to say something important but then they just send you a picture of Maurice from the Madagascar franchise

Betty: Raini Raini Raini Raini Raini Raini Raini

Raini: what
Betty: this is so bad
Raini: what happened
Betty: *sends photo of Maurice*
YOU HAVE BEEEN
MAURICED

Mauriced by mauricelover6969 February 23, 2021

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dirty maurice

A Dirty Maurice is one who is a freak in the bed but seems so innocent outside of it. Will rock your world... sometimes best of both worlds. Someone you want to go back to and always talking about.

I can’t believe he left me with a dirty Maurice. I can’t stop thinking about him.

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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