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martinsen 

Biggest Simp around. Would sub to Pokimane Onlyfans.
Yoo hes such a Martinsen
martinsen by Martinsen August 6, 2020

martinsen 

Mortherfuckin trippin tha hill. Dont be shy, watch your daughters!
Martinsen fucked u up
martinsen by Briljant February 3, 2017

Martiansexual 

The act of having sexual intercourse with or being attracted to the alien race.
Dude, that's creepy! You find that alien attractive? You must be martiansexual!!!
Martiansexual by DKRemedy February 12, 2021

Martinisexual

Martinisexual is when you feel sexually attracted to Martini's or have a obsession with them
Example: Kimoria Lieshay Howard felt very Martinisexual towards the Martini's that were sitting on the table at the bar we visited last month

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026