Marstupial

A person, typically a vapid egocentric yuppie woman, who carries her dog in a pouch type bag. Derived from the root Marsupial.

Wow, that cute little terrier in that marstupial's purse looks depressed and bored.

by Dinkle McDink June 10, 2011

Marsupial

A mammal with a pouch to carry its newborn in their infancy. But more importantly, NOT A PANDA.

A kangaroo is a marsupial, whereas a panda is not.

by NotKarthug April 2, 2010

Marsupial Baby

Any baby creature that is a baby.

Pronounced "mar-thew-pee-all-bay-bee"

That newborn is such a marsupial baby.

by marsupialbabylover July 18, 2011

marsupial

Animal from Mars that is often supine

Damn marsupial stupid Martian animal always lying down. Get up man!

by KrizziKat August 19, 2019

Marsupial Dick

When a man has a pouch surgically added onto his penis.

Dude, I am going to turn my penis into a marsupial dick. I'm going to use it to carry skittles.

by snappleextreme94 November 3, 2011

Marsupial

When something is so cute you just want to pick it up and stick it in your pouch/purse/backpack/pocket

OMG, that little dog is so marsupial.
Dang, that's one marsupial dress.

by J_A_M July 7, 2017

marsupilami

To know that a companion has been stealing your crack, but to pretend otherwise.

Yo Chesney, I've been playing it marsupilami for some time now, but give me back my crack.

by Chesney Hawkes July 20, 2003