Marstupial

A person, typically a vapid egocentric yuppie woman, who carries her dog in a pouch type bag. Derived from the root Marsupial.

Wow, that cute little terrier in that marstupial's purse looks depressed and bored.

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Marsupial

A mammal with a pouch to carry its newborn in their infancy. But more importantly, NOT A PANDA.

A kangaroo is a marsupial, whereas a panda is not.

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Any baby creature that is a baby.

Pronounced "mar-thew-pee-all-bay-bee"

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Animal from Mars that is often supine

Damn marsupial stupid Martian animal always lying down. Get up man!

marsupial by KrizziKat August 19, 2019

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When a man has a pouch surgically added onto his penis.

Dude, I am going to turn my penis into a marsupial dick. I'm going to use it to carry skittles.

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When something is so cute you just want to pick it up and stick it in your pouch/purse/backpack/pocket

OMG, that little dog is so marsupial.
Dang, that's one marsupial dress.

Marsupial by J_A_M July 7, 2017

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To know that a companion has been stealing your crack, but to pretend otherwise.

Yo Chesney, I've been playing it marsupilami for some time now, but give me back my crack.

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