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Marstown 

How a jackass pronounces Morristown, New Jersey, a city that lies due west of New York. The discrepancy in pronunciation is not attributable to accent, but rather an inability to spell basic words that is common for scumbags in the greater east coast area of the United States.
Richard: Where you headed this weekend bro?

Denny: Going to head to Marstown man. I hear the downtown area is popping.
Marstown by Rebel03 February 20, 2019
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John Marston 

The main protagonist in Red Dead Redemption, he used to run with the Van Der Linde gang before being left to die by Dutch Van Der Linde. In rdr1 he is forced to hunt down the outlaw Bill Williamson by government agents.
Some quotes from john marston include:
"YOU EAT BABIES"
John Marston by Snake142 February 3, 2019

John Marston 

An outlaw who can't fucking swim.
John Marston learned he couldn't swim by the bad way.
John Marston by Mrnorrator November 16, 2020

Jack Marston 

The avenger of the avenger of the great Arthur Morgan
Jack Marston avenged John Marston who avenged Arthur
Jack Marston by Ecksd July 22, 2019

John Marstoned

When a certain character, antagonist, or protagonist gets shot multiple times by multiple people, either by automatic or single fire weapons. Used summarily in surprise or shock.
"Holy Sh*t! He just got John Marstoned!"
John Marstoned by Fwuffy Kitten September 28, 2021

John Marston 

The character in Red Dead Redemption that you play as.
Father of John (Jack) Marston Jr.
Husband of Abigale Marston
Former gang member with Bill Williamson, Dutch Van Der Linde and Javier Escuella
John Marston is one bad ass cowboy.
John Marston by Stephan Q June 24, 2010

Jack Marston 

That little dude that roams around camp
Well well its Jack Marston again
Jack Marston by Veiynoum2310 July 5, 2019
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