Marstown

How a jackass pronounces Morristown, New Jersey, a city that lies due west of New York. The discrepancy in pronunciation is not attributable to accent, but rather an inability to spell basic words that is common for scumbags in the greater east coast area of the United States.

Richard: Where you headed this weekend bro?

Denny: Going to head to Marstown man. I hear the downtown area is popping.

by Rebel03 February 20, 2019

John Marston

The main protagonist in Red Dead Redemption, he used to run with the Van Der Linde gang before being left to die by Dutch Van Der Linde. In rdr1 he is forced to hunt down the outlaw Bill Williamson by government agents.

Some quotes from john marston include:
"YOU EAT BABIES"

by Snake142 February 3, 2019

John Marston

An outlaw who can't fucking swim.

John Marston learned he couldn't swim by the bad way.

by Mrnorrator November 16, 2020

Jack Marston

The avenger of the avenger of the great Arthur Morgan

Jack Marston avenged John Marston who avenged Arthur

by Ecksd July 22, 2019

John Marstoned

When a certain character, antagonist, or protagonist gets shot multiple times by multiple people, either by automatic or single fire weapons. Used summarily in surprise or shock.

"Holy Sh*t! He just got John Marstoned!"

by Fwuffy Kitten September 28, 2021

John Marston

The character in Red Dead Redemption that you play as.
Father of John (Jack) Marston Jr.
Husband of Abigale Marston
Former gang member with Bill Williamson, Dutch Van Der Linde and Javier Escuella

John Marston is one bad ass cowboy.

by Stephan Q June 24, 2010

Jack Marston

That little dude that roams around camp

Well well its Jack Marston again

by Veiynoum2310 July 5, 2019