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Marstons are great people, but can sometimes be a little harsh towards others. Once they are friends with you, they will always be kind towards you! They are very loyal and is a great person for a relationship. Though they might not always notice your feelings, you will need to be straight forward with them. Their laugh is so contagious, and most of their jokes will make you laugh too! Marston’s usually have a lighter hair color, and their smile will blow you away! When i see marston i’m always glad they are there, they are the life of the party! Most marston’s are outgoing and have a set group of real friends although they jump around a lot to make sure everyone is doing good. Sometimes marston’s can be shy when they meet new people, but they will warm up to you eventually! They are one of the most amazing people you will meet, don’t let them go or else you will regret it!
person 1: hey who’s that?

person 2: oh that’s just marston! he’s hilarious!
person 1: oh really? i should be friends with him
person 2: me too
marston by bedroompop April 10, 2020
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Coined by the college athlete Danny Marston, the term describes the act of undermining your captain's authority (mainly in football) on and/or off the field.
A: "The captain told him to pitch, what the fuck is he doing?!"
B: "He is pulling a Marston, man."
A: "What a moron!"
Marston by NTJW July 13, 2020

Marston Magenta

1. The most faggetty shade of fuscia that one can imagine.
2. A color usually associated with non functioning inventions.
1. Phil chose Marston Magenta for his boyfriend's bedroom walls.
2. That square wheel would look good painted in Marston Magenta.
Marston Magenta by Charlie Bear January 23, 2009

John Marston 

The main protagonist in Red Dead Redemption, he used to run with the Van Der Linde gang before being left to die by Dutch Van Der Linde. In rdr1 he is forced to hunt down the outlaw Bill Williamson by government agents.
Some quotes from john marston include:
"YOU EAT BABIES"
John Marston by Snake142 February 3, 2019

John Marston 

An outlaw who can't fucking swim.
John Marston learned he couldn't swim by the bad way.
John Marston by Mrnorrator November 16, 2020

Jack Marston 

The avenger of the avenger of the great Arthur Morgan
Jack Marston avenged John Marston who avenged Arthur
Jack Marston by Ecksd July 22, 2019

John Marston 

The character in Red Dead Redemption that you play as.
Father of John (Jack) Marston Jr.
Husband of Abigale Marston
Former gang member with Bill Williamson, Dutch Van Der Linde and Javier Escuella
John Marston is one bad ass cowboy.
John Marston by Stephan Q June 24, 2010
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