Marstons are great people, but can sometimes be a little harsh towards others. Once they are friends with you, they will always be kind towards you! They are very loyal and is a great person for a relationship. Though they might not always notice your feelings, you will need to be straight forward with them. Their laugh is so contagious, and most of their jokes will make you laugh too! Marston’s usually have a lighter hair color, and their smile will blow you away! When i see marston i’m always glad they are there, they are the life of the party! Most marston’s are outgoing and have a set group of real friends although they jump around a lot to make sure everyone is doing good. Sometimes marston’s can be shy when they meet new people, but they will warm up to you eventually! They are one of the most amazing people you will meet, don’t let them go or else you will regret it!
person 1: hey who’s that?

person 2: oh that’s just marston! he’s hilarious!
person 1: oh really? i should be friends with him
person 2: me too
by bedroompop April 10, 2020
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Stemming from name of John Marston, protagonist of the video game Red Dead Redemption, in which Marston is capable of inducing and inflicting pain and sorrow with his guns, brash attitude, and defined sense of vengeance.

Getting "marstonized" is another way of saying "merc'd/mercked/merked", whilst competing at an activity with someone else.

Being badly beaten at a game or competition; being beat in a fight; being embarrassed in a competitive environment.

(also: marstonization)
Damn, son! I'm up 4 to zip on you... getting straight up marstonized!

You want some of this? Wanna get marstonized? Didn't think so.

How can you handle this marstonization?
by Jack Marston September 19, 2011
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The main protagonist in Red Dead Redemption, he used to run with the Van Der Linde gang before being left to die by Dutch Van Der Linde. In rdr1 he is forced to hunt down the outlaw Bill Williamson by government agents.
Some quotes from john marston include:
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An outlaw who can't fucking swim.
John Marston learned he couldn't swim by the bad way.
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Jack Marston avenged John Marston who avenged Arthur
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When a certain character, antagonist, or protagonist gets shot multiple times by multiple people, either by automatic or single fire weapons. Used summarily in surprise or shock.
"Holy Sh*t! He just got John Marstoned!"
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The character in Red Dead Redemption that you play as.
Father of John (Jack) Marston Jr.
Husband of Abigale Marston
Former gang member with Bill Williamson, Dutch Van Der Linde and Javier Escuella
John Marston is one bad ass cowboy.
by Stephan Q June 22, 2010
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