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The art of where two or more people of the same gender have sexual intercourse, and become Bumb boys
John: Are you up for some Marlitoing?
David: Hell yeah daddy
Marlito by Ring raider April 11, 2018
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Word used by people from Maracaibo, Venezuela to describe someone or something that is really bad.
Mardito maduro
mardito by Rivaldo3g October 2, 2021
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Marlton Johnson 

A God among three other people. No one has as much swag as the engineer of destiny.
Dayum. Marlton Johnson is sassy.
Marlton Johnson by Hester shaw August 26, 2013
n.
1. A place in south Jersey with lots of stoners.
2. A town lacking Wendy's.
3. A small area with a high concentration of diners.
4. Good people reside here.
1. XXXX was so messed up last night, in Marlton.
2. Dammit, we have have to go all the way down 73 for Wendy's, there should be one in Marlton.
3. Should we go to the Marlton Diner, Sage, or Medport, in Marlton (or Medford)?
4. Its good to be home, in Marlton.
Marlton by Doot Doot December 28, 2004
They are such a marlita
marlita by Carzywolf718 January 24, 2017

Maritoni 

Maritoni is someone who is very loyal. She chooses her friends wisely, so she tends to stick around the same people. Most would think she's shy, but the truth is that she just doesn't like to waste much energy on people she doesn't completely trust or vibe well with yet. She gravitates towards extroverted, bubbly people. If you have the same humor as Maritoni, you'll click pretty fast. Once you get to know her, you'll find that she's the most insightful and goal-oriented person. She knows what she wants in life and she really puts in the effort to achieve those goals. She's smart, independent, and is beautiful inside and out. She knows her value and she doesn't waste her time on people who don't see it. In fact, she doesn't like to waste time PERIOD. She's all about efficiency and practicality. If she can get what she wants with minimal effort, that'll definitely make her day. Maritoni is a very logical thinker, which is probably also why she doesn't usually get very emotional. Although she might not see it, she's a very patient person. This is also why she's very forgiving and doesn't get mad right away. Maritoni is the most amazing friend you could have. If you're friends with her, it'll take a lot for her to leave you because as I said, she's very loyal. So if you manage to have Maritoni as a best friend, consider yourself a very lucky person.
I'm so happy Maritoni is my best friend!
Maritoni by piancakes November 23, 2021
The nature of Marito is to be a loyal friend.
If you know Marito you can be sure you will pass a great time
It's a person you can trust, laugh and say stupid things, plus he is a great teacher.
He likes to give hugs and to be informed of scientific issues.
His weaknesses are Raticates and awesome cars.

Cousin/brother of the Grinch so beware...
Basically Marito is a good choice of a friend.
OMG there goes Marito! Let's follow him!
Ha ha ha, i bet you are a Marito in pokemon...loser!

Ugh, you are in Marito mode again? DAMN!
Marito by Iwasneverhere9624 June 13, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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