mardito

Word used by people from Maracaibo, Venezuela to describe someone or something that is really bad.

Mardito maduro

by Rivaldo3g October 2, 2021

Manditory Fun Day

1. When your boss or CO (commanding officer in military terms) makes it a requirement to show up to a pick-nic, BBQ, or some other stupid crap in order to build "team spirit" or "esprit de corp."

2. Your boss has no friends of his/her own, and decides that all of his/her subordinates should show up to one of his/her lame functions.
3. The Colonel or Sergeant Major have no friends and everyone hates them. Therefore, their subordinates are required to put on their 'Class A' or 'Dress Blue' uniforms and listen to some old guys make drunken, teary-eyed toasts to their first pair of jump boots.

Platoon Sergeant: "Tomorrow is the brigade ball. Everyone is required to attend.

Private: "Is this one of those MANDITORY FUN DAY's, Sergeant?

by pissed off grunt January 18, 2011

Maldito seas estado de Israel

Epic phrase said by Chávez in 2010.

"Darling, my parents will come. Pls, don't speak about politicc"

*Parents arrive*

"Maldito seas estado de Israel!"

by SaquenmeDeLatinoamerica September 27, 2021

Maldito

Spanish for damn (used as an adjective. Not to just say "damn"). Can also be maldita for feminine nouns.

Ese maldito perro no deja de ladrar.
That damn dog won't stop barking.

Si crees eso, eres un maldito idiota.
If you believe that, you're a damn fool.

by PaQueSepas April 2, 2019

Pope Mardio The First

The greatest pope in history of the Meme Catholic Church, with his top Cardinal, Cardinal Dickins Taylor. Both of them side by side selling Indulgences taking down Sartaj The Ungreat

Woah is that Pope Mardio The First, wait did he just excommunicate Sartaj.

We are under the ruling of Pope Mardio The First

by xSiege_T4yLorDxx _the_great_xX December 2, 2021

Maritoni

Maritoni is someone who is very loyal. She chooses her friends wisely, so she tends to stick around the same people. Most would think she's shy, but the truth is that she just doesn't like to waste much energy on people she doesn't completely trust or vibe well with yet. She gravitates towards extroverted, bubbly people. If you have the same humor as Maritoni, you'll click pretty fast. Once you get to know her, you'll find that she's the most insightful and goal-oriented person. She knows what she wants in life and she really puts in the effort to achieve those goals. She's smart, independent, and is beautiful inside and out. She knows her value and she doesn't waste her time on people who don't see it. In fact, she doesn't like to waste time PERIOD. She's all about efficiency and practicality. If she can get what she wants with minimal effort, that'll definitely make her day. Maritoni is a very logical thinker, which is probably also why she doesn't usually get very emotional. Although she might not see it, she's a very patient person. This is also why she's very forgiving and doesn't get mad right away. Maritoni is the most amazing friend you could have. If you're friends with her, it'll take a lot for her to leave you because as I said, she's very loyal. So if you manage to have Maritoni as a best friend, consider yourself a very lucky person.

I'm so happy Maritoni is my best friend!

by piancakes November 23, 2021

Marito

The nature of Marito is to be a loyal friend.
If you know Marito you can be sure you will pass a great time
It's a person you can trust, laugh and say stupid things, plus he is a great teacher.
He likes to give hugs and to be informed of scientific issues.
His weaknesses are Raticates and awesome cars.

Cousin/brother of the Grinch so beware...
Basically Marito is a good choice of a friend.

OMG there goes Marito! Let's follow him!
Ha ha ha, i bet you are a Marito in pokemon...loser!

Ugh, you are in Marito mode again? DAMN!

by Iwasneverhere9624 June 13, 2013