marlita
They are such a marlita
marlita by Carzywolf718 January 24, 2017
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marital outsourcing
Outsourcing is farming work out to an external entity that can do it cheaper or more effectively. Marital outsourcing is the same concept applied to marital relations. Numerous service providers are able to perform services on demand often more effectively and at a lower "total cost"
David: What was Eliot Spitzer thinking?
Mark: Marital Outsourcing. Better service, lower cost.
David: Lower cost? He spent thousands of dollars!
Mark: You ever calcualate how much us married guys pay on a per event basis?
David: Touche.
Mark: Marital Outsourcing. Better service, lower cost.
David: Lower cost? He spent thousands of dollars!
Mark: You ever calcualate how much us married guys pay on a per event basis?
David: Touche.
marital outsourcing by Jamison313 April 17, 2008
Related Words
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Marlina
An exquisite and extraordinarily beautiful girl descended from the gods. Known to be kind, funny and irresistible to men.
Either
From the Latin: (Marlinus) meaning everlasting diamond amongst mortals
OR
From the Greek: (Marliina) meaning my perfect one
Either
From the Latin: (Marlinus) meaning everlasting diamond amongst mortals
OR
From the Greek: (Marliina) meaning my perfect one
1. Sometimes I wish my girlfriend were more of a Marlina
2. Did you just see that incredible girl? I bet she's a Marlina
2. Did you just see that incredible girl? I bet she's a Marlina
Marlisa
Kind, sweet, seems shy but once you get to know her is the life of the party and very down to earth. Although she's kind she is blunt and will tell it how it is. She knows she's sexy but carries herself like a true queen.
Marlisa by Forever A Cali Girl December 21, 2016
Marital aid
Marital aid by Tonythetiler December 18, 2016
Markita
Super fine! Sweet, loving & talented. She's the girl you would want to take to your mom. Markita is someone you can look up too. She's far from average & yet so classy. You'll be stuck on Markita if you ever get her.
That girl over there is a Markita.
marita'd
When you text a crush passionately but she responds 24 hours later or more with one-word responses. She then leaves you on read before eventually ghosting you.
You: I texted her two paragraphs about what I did on my summer trip, but she responded the next day with "lol".
Me: Dom, I think you just got marita'd.
Me: Dom, I think you just got marita'd.
marita'd by Cucumcumber September 26, 2021