malitosis 

lack of sugar

i didnt eat sugar so now i have some fucking malitosis

malitosis by dennis July 11, 2003

Phallic halitosis 

Bad breath resulting from frequent cocksucking. Usually contains a hint of smagma and/or semen.

I hooked up with this chick Jaime last night but she had a bad case of phallic halitosis. Because of this, in lieu of foreplay I went straight to the Phoenix Dip to exacerbate her condition.

Phallic halitosis by -=Quickie=- April 8, 2008

halitosis

When your mouth and asshole smell the same.

halitosis by J. Michael Reiter August 15, 2003

Groupchat Mitosis 

When a groupchat splits off into a smaller groupchat, excluding members that are problematic or no longer part of the friend group. More discrete than straight-up removing someone.

I knew Ben would be mad and confront us if we removed him from the groupchat, so we had a groupchat mitosis!

Groupchat Mitosis by 809 June 13, 2019

Halitosis

Stank-ass breath that makes you want to die. Commonly found in old people (particularly professors who drink too much coffee) and college students who don't brush their teeth and are prone to sucking too much cock.

Lordy, Bobby's halitosis was worse than usual today. He must've rolled straight in from that trick of his.

Halitosis by CalvinistHobbs December 12, 2010

halitosis

You know when you fart and it clears an entire room, well imagine that being condensed into someone’s mouth. That is the smell of halitosis.

Philips, your breath reeks, you have halitosis

halitosis by concerned peer May 21, 2003

halitosis

Stank nasty mouth-funk

Yo halitosis so bad folk look forward to yo farts

halitosis by murcury June 5, 2003