Maritoni

Maritoni is someone who is very loyal. She chooses her friends wisely, so she tends to stick around the same people. Most would think she's shy, but the truth is that she just doesn't like to waste much energy on people she doesn't completely trust or vibe well with yet. She gravitates towards extroverted, bubbly people. If you have the same humor as Maritoni, you'll click pretty fast. Once you get to know her, you'll find that she's the most insightful and goal-oriented person. She knows what she wants in life and she really puts in the effort to achieve those goals. She's smart, independent, and is beautiful inside and out. She knows her value and she doesn't waste her time on people who don't see it. In fact, she doesn't like to waste time PERIOD. She's all about efficiency and practicality. If she can get what she wants with minimal effort, that'll definitely make her day. Maritoni is a very logical thinker, which is probably also why she doesn't usually get very emotional. Although she might not see it, she's a very patient person. This is also why she's very forgiving and doesn't get mad right away. Maritoni is the most amazing friend you could have. If you're friends with her, it'll take a lot for her to leave you because as I said, she's very loyal. So if you manage to have Maritoni as a best friend, consider yourself a very lucky person.

I'm so happy Maritoni is my best friend!

by piancakes November 23, 2021

maritoni

Someone who likes strawberries

Maritoni strawbeeries like crack

by gravitykillstits July 16, 2014

marstonized

Stemming from name of John Marston, protagonist of the video game Red Dead Redemption, in which Marston is capable of inducing and inflicting pain and sorrow with his guns, brash attitude, and defined sense of vengeance.

Getting "marstonized" is another way of saying "merc'd/mercked/merked", whilst competing at an activity with someone else.

Being badly beaten at a game or competition; being beat in a fight; being embarrassed in a competitive environment.

(also: marstonization)

Damn, son! I'm up 4 to zip on you... getting straight up marstonized!

You want some of this? Wanna get marstonized? Didn't think so.

How can you handle this marstonization?

by Jack Marston September 19, 2011

Maritony

Very intelligent and pick up knowledge very quickly. She can assess person's character in a matter of seconds. If someone's bluffing, she'll notice it first.

Very versatile. Comfortable being introvert and extrovert.

She can fall in love quickly only when she meet someone who can match her intelligence. However, keeping her in love is quite a task and if she get bored or stops being mentally stimulated, she can fall out of love as quickly as she fell in love

Maritony is the best
I love Maritony

by Maritony November 24, 2021

Maritoinette

Pronounced like the name "Martin" then "net". A Happy go lucky person who's all gleeful and cheery but only because said person is oblivious about reality out of sight.

Wade: Then I said "Wow, this is the best taco I ever had!" Then they gave me a coupon if I to ever go to any of their other branches, Which I WILL DUH I mean "50% off if I buy 5 tacos!!? HOW SWEET IS THAT? Man, Life is good. I wish Jake could appreciate it more and stop being emo all the time lmao"
Felicia: Wade, Jake been struggling to find a job after her mom died last year. Now that she's gone she can't keep her uncle from molesting her at the family's office so she sold her share of the business and whatever her mom left her and her brothers to move in a small block in Brooklyn. She's living off tips in a part time job and smuggle left overs to her brothers because she don't have time to cook trying to put her high school diploma into use and find a stable job
Wade: Oh my God, That's so horrible I didn't know. But why not just get a better job? I'm sure they'll hire her right off the bat, She's a nice girl well when she's not scowling all the time haha
Felicia: . . . You are such a fucking Maritoinette

by Humommy June 25, 2023

Dirty maritonia

Female and dumb form of pikatchu

Yesterday i was playing Pokémon go and i found a dirty maritonia

by Crackfuckinghead April 23, 2022

Marstonism

The phenomenon where men worship women and work tirelessly to promote the idea of women in power. Not into gender equality so much as the idea of women dominating men. Everyone suspects a sexual fetish is at root, but it's just filed away under feminism. Named for William Moulton Marston, the creator of Wonder Woman and the member of a woman-worshipping sex cult, who modeled his superhero character after his sexually dominant wife and wrote her as a female power figure in order to push an agenda of women's dominance over men (No, really. Google it). Related to masochism but different for the gender-specific part.

People say Alan is into feminism, but he's really just into Marstonism. He likes women kicking ass but at heart just wants them to spank his.

by Allacrim July 18, 2017