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Super badass last name that also means your the best.
Having the last name Markoff is badass.
Markoff by OzoneGame June 21, 2022
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mark off 

to call in sick to work, usually because of drinking, bad sex, good sex, feel like partying, or are just lazy, usually with a lame reason
Man i went to the club after breaking rocks all day. I figured whiskey would help my back. It sure did but I didnt get any Puss. I was so pissed i marked off the rest of the week. Ill mark off next week to if my back dont get any better, for now Ill take a drink
mark off by Jeff Dailey August 18, 2007
Originates from Goole in East Yorkshire, meaning Huge, Massive!
Ooo i cud eat a mackoff peice of cake right now!
Mackoff by Kerry November 9, 2004
Girl: Shit! There's a Mackoff spider in the shower!
Boy: Calm down, it's not that big.
Mackoff by Squiggles2011 April 11, 2011

Markhoff 

My Uber-sexy love bot that lurks on irc.PaintballChat.net
* Markhoff rapes pinball in his tight little boy asshole.
Markhoff by Vicky April 3, 2004

Markofang 

markofang aka marco is an influencer who lives in Florida
Markofang also know as marco is a roblox tiktoker with 23k followers.

He is mostly popular for his young age and a video with 413.3k views
Markofang is an influencer who lives in Florida
And also has a bestie named jay aka "@1ilovemygirlfriend"
Markofang by MarkoFang February 21, 2021
made up by the makers of south park. the meaning isto do a cocaine line off of a mans penis
Yvette did a markof on mike.
markof by jay March 18, 2005
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