jay's definitions

Fuh shigadels

to say something "for sure"

ohhh fuh shigadels!

by Jay November 17, 2003

open faced roastbeef sandwich

pussy, beaver, moose knuckles, camel toe

He buried his face in her open faced roastbeef sandwich

by Jay October 10, 2004

april fools

the perfect time for urban dictionary.com to go rural

I went to urbandictionary.com on April 1st and at first I thought they'd decided to go rural. (seriously) Then I remembered the date...

by Jay April 2, 2004

Mamu

A dangerous person especially in the higher hierarchy

He is a real mamu.

by Jay October 7, 2003

yuff

Small parasitic rodent that lives in socks and eats human toes. Disguises self as piece of lint.

That yuff ate my toes and now i'm bleeding to death. Ouch.

by Jay January 1, 2005

schwanson

It is EVERYTHING. Not a person or a place just a thing.

Johnson: Can you help me lift that schwanson?

Fritz: No, that is a gigantic schwanson.

by Jay June 26, 2004

duce duces

noun-22 inch wheels

I got that new benz truck sittin on duce duces.

by Jay January 24, 2004