jay's definitions

phatastikal

Adj. something or someone that is very phat.

see other: phat

"Damn, bro, this mixtape is phatastikal."

by jay December 7, 2002

munted cow

a munted cow is a woman thats had her cunt kicked in after shes given her man a stunned wombat for giving him an angry dragon after hes regained consciousness and realized shes taken his masculinity away from him!!

screw that munted cow hoe i was just having some fun yo!!!

by jay December 22, 2004

avalaunch

an operating system used on modded xboxs

Dude totaly use avalaunch, its way better than evox

by Jay May 13, 2005

futher mucker

It's a funny way for saying "Mother fucker". Also a way to say mother fucker when it's not appropriate to say it.

"Those futher mucks robbed me!"

by Jay June 2, 2004

Missle Toe

a visible hanging nut sack when someone moons you

Kurt moon'd the croud...not only did they see his ass, they saw his missle toe too

by Jay November 28, 2003

SPOKES

what a girl has on her a**hole BEFORE its penetrated.

If she has all of her spokes left that means she's never had anal penetration.

by Jay January 18, 2004

duce duces

noun-22 inch wheels

I got that new benz truck sittin on duce duces.

by Jay January 24, 2004