385 definitions by jay

time in a bottle

When your husband/wife forces you to wear diapers and when you do something they dissaprove of they spank you many times.

Husband: "Honey where my dinner at?"
Wife: "I didn't have time to make it"
Husband: "you'll be getting some time in a bottle tonight"

by jay March 20, 2004

noun: contraction for "web log", a type of online diary

verb: to post diary or journal entries to a web log

Did you read what Michelle blogged on livejournal.com?

by jay June 25, 2003

any animal who has 46 chromosomes, and is built on our human genome.

"Screwing anyone who isn't human is beastiality."

by jay September 5, 2003

by jay November 18, 2003

a homoerotic lap dance where andy tipton lewis leaves a shit streak down a guys shirt.

i went to the gay bar and got the shitty andy lewis.

by jay March 30, 2005

A cross between a Nerd and a Geek.

by jay June 6, 2003

Someone quiet but tough and wild n crazy

That kid scrappy from harlem aint nothin to mess with.

by jay February 28, 2005