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Mariekondo 

The Japanese sensation of tidying and decluttering that’s sweeping the world. To Mariekondo is to lay everything out, thanking items for their service, discarding most of the stuff and then organizing the remaining ones.
I finally made my boyfriend mariekondo his junk in my bedroom!
Mariekondo by Cahoodle January 23, 2019
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Mariekondo'd

Getting robbed of everything you have.
He came home after work only to find that he'd been mariekondo'd by burglers some time during the day.

mariekondo'd

He came home from work only to find he'd been mariekondo'd by a burglar.

Marie Kondo’d 

when you get rid of a person from your life or situation because they don’t bring you joy
Me: Do you remember that toxic bf I had?
Friend: yea why?
Me: I Marie Kondo’d him
Marie Kondo’d by edenszero21 September 21, 2021

to Marie Kondo 

(v.) The act of decluttering in the style of Japanese organization consultant and TV personality, Marie Kondo. Essentially: if it doesn't bring you joy, get rid of it.
My boyfriend James just wasn't doing it for me anymore, so I Marie Kondo'd his ass. Single and ready to mingle!

I seriously need to Marie Kondo the shit out of my apartment... There's just so much random stuff I'll never use again.
to Marie Kondo by mattiecakes92 July 27, 2019

Marimbondo 

In Brazil, marimbondo is: 1 a variety of wasp. 2 nickname given to the Brazilians by the Portuguese during the independence days. 3 nickname given to the people of the state of Pernambuco during the revolt of 1852.
Marimbondo is a kind of insect who has sting.
Marimbondo by Fred_Brazil October 27, 2011

marie kondo 

Verb. To yeet something or someone that doesn't spark joy
My anxiety gremlin didn't spark joy so I marie kondo 'd that shit out of my brain!
marie kondo by Kijinii November 24, 2019
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