Maria'd

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Getting "Maria'd" is the subsequent phrase for when a 'Maria' breaks up with you. Maria's are typically beautiful creatures who will care and look after you and make you feel better than you've ever felt before. Although, when you get maria'd, you'll feel like the entire world has ended.

David: "Shit man, that break up was horrible!"
Alex: "Oh, sounds like you got maria'd, sorry bro."

Maria'd by jshwirriams November 20, 2017

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Maria'd

To get the hell knocked out of you while playing basketball such as by running into a pick.

"Man did you see that guy just get Maria'd by that big guy?"

Maria'd by Zeke January 17, 2004

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maria del carmen

Strongest of women, can take anything with a brave face, often beautiful and smart, they don't beg for anything, they find a way to get it themselves.

Maria del carmen is the best

maria del carmen by Admirer234 April 16, 2014

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marita'd

When you text a crush passionately but she responds 24 hours later or more with one-word responses. She then leaves you on read before eventually ghosting you.

You: I texted her two paragraphs about what I did on my summer trip, but she responded the next day with "lol".
Me: Dom, I think you just got marita'd.

marita'd by Cucumcumber September 26, 2021

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Mara'd

The act of coincidentally having diarrhoea or being really sick on the day of a test or on the day of an assignment

Luca: I couldn't come yesterday because I was really "sick" and because we had that English assignment due
Andy: You Mara'd it!

Mara'd by UP SYNDROME November 21, 2016

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Maria Diploudis

1. A famous Greek warrior from the 12th century. She single handedly freed the nomadic peoples of Volos from the tyrant ruler of Chios.
2. A person, usually a woman, who shows a great amount of strength and leadership.

May your daughter live to have the strength of a thousand Maria Diploudis'.

Maria Diploudis by FreddieQT January 10, 2009

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maria do carmo

Most beautiful girl on the entire world. You have to date her.
She will give you the best sex life you'll ever have

OMG, there's Maria do Carmo, she's so hot, I'm getting laid !!!

maria do carmo by lolipop2222 March 5, 2017

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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