Definitions by jshwirriams

Maria'd

Getting "Maria'd" is the subsequent phrase for when a 'Maria' breaks up with you. Maria's are typically beautiful creatures who will care and look after you and make you feel better than you've ever felt before. Although, when you get maria'd, you'll feel like the entire world has ended.

David: "Shit man, that break up was horrible!"
Alex: "Oh, sounds like you got maria'd, sorry bro."

Maria'd by jshwirriams November 20, 2017

Kneepis 

Noun
A bent penis usually bent from birth but also could have been bent from a personal experience.

"Have you got a kneepis?"
"Areej: What's your dick type?

Salem: Oh, I've got a kneepis"

Kneepis by jshwirriams April 10, 2017