Maria'd

Getting "Maria'd" is the subsequent phrase for when a 'Maria' breaks up with you. Maria's are typically beautiful creatures who will care and look after you and make you feel better than you've ever felt before. Although, when you get maria'd, you'll feel like the entire world has ended.

David: "Shit man, that break up was horrible!"
Alex: "Oh, sounds like you got maria'd, sorry bro."

by jshwirriams November 20, 2017

Maria'd

To get the hell knocked out of you while playing basketball such as by running into a pick.

"Man did you see that guy just get Maria'd by that big guy?"

by Zeke January 17, 2004