marita'd

When you text a crush passionately but she responds 24 hours later or more with one-word responses. She then leaves you on read before eventually ghosting you.

You: I texted her two paragraphs about what I did on my summer trip, but she responded the next day with "lol".
Me: Dom, I think you just got marita'd.

by Cucumcumber September 26, 2021

Maria'd

Getting "Maria'd" is the subsequent phrase for when a 'Maria' breaks up with you. Maria's are typically beautiful creatures who will care and look after you and make you feel better than you've ever felt before. Although, when you get maria'd, you'll feel like the entire world has ended.

David: "Shit man, that break up was horrible!"
Alex: "Oh, sounds like you got maria'd, sorry bro."

by jshwirriams November 20, 2017

Maria'd

To get the hell knocked out of you while playing basketball such as by running into a pick.

"Man did you see that guy just get Maria'd by that big guy?"

by Zeke January 17, 2004

Marta'd

A person that has been totally dominated and put in their place in Social Media.
A Play on the word Marta and martyr in you have been Marta'd

Keep trolling and you going to get Marta'd.
I just got Marta'd on twitter.

by JOHNHOB August 10, 2018

Marina Diamandis

The single most wonderful person in the entire galaxy. This singer-song writer is criminally underrated and deserves your love. Join the cult

Oh she could never compare to Marina Diamandis, she's trash.

by vonville June 7, 2018

maria del carmen

Strongest of women, can take anything with a brave face, often beautiful and smart, they don't beg for anything, they find a way to get it themselves.

Maria del carmen is the best

by Admirer234 April 16, 2014

marina diamandis

a greek goddess she is a queen and is superior to all

person 1: have you heard handmade heaven yet?
person 2: no, who's it by?
person 1: FUCKING GREEK GODDESS Marina Diamandis

by marinas hoe March 10, 2019