Mara'd

The act of coincidentally having diarrhoea or being really sick on the day of a test or on the day of an assignment

Luca: I couldn't come yesterday because I was really "sick" and because we had that English assignment due
Andy: You Mara'd it!

by UP SYNDROME November 21, 2016

Mara-McNastypants-Dallas

Coke addicted gutter slut a multi rehab dropout and has venereal cysts for fuckin toooooo many scumblebums

That girl is such a scumbag-whore-bitch-cokehead-cumrag shes Mara-McNastypants-Dallasing this whole town

by dude mans k dog May 25, 2011

Get dicked for Mara

An excamation to be shouted when annihilating your enemies in-game. Popularized among the fanbase of the up-and-coming twitch streamer "Arleha."

Apex: That Ash tried rifting onto me, but she got dicked for Mara
LoL: (Lux ulting a dumbass Rengar) GET DICKED FOR MARA
Chess: If he moves that bishop, he'll straight up get dicked for Mara

by Alchimeii February 15, 2022

Dirty Mara

When you take a vienna sausage and stuck it up your vagina, then queef it onto a plate, then serve it to your partner.

Anyone hungry? I can serve up a dirty Mara.

by Petero808 November 17, 2020

Maradona Dust

Cocaine - based on footballer Diego Maradona’s frequent use of cocaine

“Have you seen Luke’s eyes? He’s been on the old Maradona Dust”

by FinlayMCFC January 30, 2022

maradits

Refers to images that causes women to have orgasms.

Dude, my girlfriend kept faking orgasms so I showed her a maradits an there was liquid all over her panties.

by Dickky V February 12, 2010

maradona

Football player, the best of his generation undoubtedly, if not the best player of all time (cetainly the best I've seen and i've been watching football since 1974).

Famous for the so-called 'hand of god' goal against England in the 1986 world cup, demonised ever since, not as if English players ever cheat now is it?

Pathetically, was voted Scotland's 'sportsman of the century' in 1999 but this is just typical of the small minded attitude and low-level racism of most jocks.

Maradona was a great football player. What he was and is as a man is irrelevant.

by Ben Dover of the Yard August 31, 2004