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to get screwed on a regular basis.

similar to taking a fist in the ass with sand as a lubricant.
Soldier 1: damn we gotta sleep in 30 degree weather with a leaky tent what the hell!?!
Soldier 2: dude you just got marned
Soldier 1: oh i forgot Fort Stewart rules!! whoo!! *sob*
marned by dabooner February 9, 2007
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An amazing beautiful strong woman. Very ambitious and strong willed! The funny, crazy, kind hearted individual you always want to be around!
Get yourself a Markeda!
markeda by BGQ2814 December 21, 2016
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an adjective used to describe a person's state of being when they have consumed an excessive amount of alcohol or drugs. A person who is feeling high, rowdy and/or "gone" may be symptomatic of being marted.

*marted derives from the french word marteau, meaning "hammer"
Mandem 1: "Bruhhh, I've only had 3 shots tonight but I'm feeling so smashed I can't even describe how gone I am!"

Mandem 2: "Fam, I think you're more than gone and more than smashed, I think you're marted!!"
marted by ratchetrachell August 19, 2017
To suffer from extreme hunger.

From the English word starved.
I have not had anything to eat since yesterday! I'm so Marved!
Marved by Chibs May 29, 2005

Marnesha 

Marnesha is the most coolest & thourough girl you'll ever meet. It is hard not to fall in love with her. She is very nice when she wants to be, but mostly a mean bitch. She is a great friend & adviser. Once you get aquatinted with her keep her close, she's someone you never want to lose.
Marnesha doesn't want your boyfriend, your boyfriend wants her.
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is an amazing name.
Marnee is simply awesome.
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Space Manned 

When a girl decides she wants to give you head but leaves you on hard as soon as you are about to nut
Bro kayla totally space manned me last night bro...

Dude seriously? she actually space manned you?

Yea i still plowed her while she was asleep though!

Thats fucking awesome man
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