Marburger

1. a fat old person
2. doesn't know how to have fun
3. can be boring most of the time in less you were born after 1980

my uncle is a marburger

by pengi69 September 23, 2005

The Marburger

Said man blows his load on a plate, whereby, he proceeds to snort the sperm off of the plate. This is followed by placing one's nose and face in the women's groin area and blowing a snot rocket into the vaginal area where said woman can become pregnant.

Woman, "Hey I would like to get pregnant WITHOUT having sex or going to a fertility clinic" Man, "I have the PERFECT solution!! Lets do the MARBURGER!!"

by JMillie March 3, 2011

Shite Madburger

Noun; (1) To shit festering hot logs uncontrollably out of your ass in an endless stream creating a frozen yogurt effect. Oftentimes pieces of corn, cheese, and otherworldly meat can be seen pertruding from the poo mound. (2) The name of the former portly Prime Minister of Luxembourg

"What the fuck, son?! I invited Shite Madburger over to my pad and he made a greasy doppleganger of a shite madburger.

by Jon Beech September 16, 2008

myerburger

A Wendy's double stack with just cheese, 3 nuggets, and fries.

"What did you have for dinner?"
"3 Myerburgers"

by Myerburg July 29, 2009

menburger

The all greatest of all time has so much muscle off of only eating burgers

Person 1- Hey bro what plans do you have for today.

Person 2. Nothin much bruh just getting some gains while eating some burgers.

Person 1 - YOUR SUCH A MENBURGER!!
Person 2-Thats me:)

by RyanDaSniper June 26, 2020

Manberger's Syndrome

Similar to Asperger's Syndrome (which is a developmental syndrome on the Autism Spectrum categorized by social difficulties, difficulties picking up on subtle social cues, expressing empathy, and typically having a special interest area). Manberger's applies to men who exhibit many of the symptoms of Asperger's, but do not actually fall on the Asperger's Spectrum. These men are often employed in fields like engineering and computer science, and cause many women eternal frustration.

Manberger's Syndrome symptoms include (but are not limited to): inability to understand how to comfort someone emotionally rather than just offering asinine "solutions" problems, difficulties expressing emotion other than anger, frustration, and neutral, difficulties expressing empathy, difficulties behaving considerately toward others, and obliviousness to the rich social and emotional subtleties and relational connections going on around them. These men might suggest that a woman marry them just for the health insurance (because obviously getting married is about nothing more than this) or say something like "It didn't occur to me to consider how you might feel if I ate all your leftovers."

by Banana07 November 22, 2011

Mudburger

When you shit your pants and especially when you have to sit in it (like in a car stuck in traffic) and you can feel the shit between your buttcheeks (buns).

I couldn't hold it any longer, I made a hot mudburger in my shorts.

by AO Style October 13, 2010