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Maplestan

Did y'all see that maplestani chick play the lüftguitar last night?
by Hector Morientes August 15, 2007
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Maplestory

A free and legal drug that's more addicting than crack. Once you're hooked, you'll want more and more, and you will become sleep deprived with no social life. Some even go so far as to steal their parents' credit cards to buy pixelated clothes and accessories. Don't let the innocent and cute looking mushroom fool you. The first time you see it, you will laugh, but once you're in to it, it will be serious business.
What kind of a childish game is this?.. Maplestory? ahaha looks like a kid for babies *few days later*

OMG THIS IS AWESOME! FORGET ABOUT SCHOOL. MOM, CAN I SEE YOUR CREDIT CARD REAL QUICK?!
by silvereyezz July 12, 2012
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mapletard

A word mainly used in Singapore and Malaysia, made up of the words 'Maple' and 'Retard', to show someone who plays MapleStory to such a great extent that he feels that the whole game is his life, and thus threatens people in other games to 'COME MAPLE LA! WE PLAY KS WAR LA CB' and that sort of thing. Mapletards also tend to stay in groups, so, when you see one Mapletard, it is likely that there are more nearby, and they will ALWAYS stand up for one another, since they like to attack en-masse, because their collective brain power is roughly equivalent to that of a cow. Which is impressive, compared to their own brain power, which can be compared to that of a prawn. It should also be said that if you do happen to encounter a Mapletard, it is important to either kill him, or otherwise dispose of him, since he will attack you for no reason, and will then proceed to KS (Kill Steal) you and start insulting your whole family, e.g, "NB COME LA! WAN FIGHT IS IT! I CALL MY GUILD COME! NB MTF CB! GO SUCK YOUR FATHER COCK LA!" This is just a sentence from a minor Mapletard. The hardcore Mapletards are much worse.
My God, that guy is such a mapletard. Why does he keep ksing all our mobs? Must be because he played too much Maple.
by EvoFire March 20, 2008
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maplestory

worse than drugs.
addictive game where everyone strives to get the best items, look cool, kill monsters, get stronger and neverthe less....waste time, and sometimes real money
maplestory makes my friends fail school.
by boonzilla May 4, 2006
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Maplestory

A game with the simplest, yet most addicting objective ever: Leveling up to level up some more.
l337H4x: Yeah I'm almost level 50 in Maplestory!
LegitNub: What're you going to do at level 50?
l337H4x: Get to level 51, duhh
LegitNub: Oh...
by MaypoFr33k June 17, 2009
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maplegang

Group of suburban dwelling white men with a penchant for Alcohol and bacon wrapped meats.

They can be easily spotted by their pickup trucks and smoker pits in the front yard.
Weekend nights are the best time to spot a maplegang.
by SHSUnerd November 17, 2010
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mallesting

Mallesting pronounced: 'mall-esting' is when you go to the mall to look at underage girls. One who engages in mallesting, is known as a mallester.
Bob went to the Gateway mall on Saturday, he said that the mallesting was okay, but not as good as the Fashion Place mall.
by Lance P. August 18, 2007
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