mallesting 

Mallesting pronounced: 'mall-esting' is when you go to the mall to look at underage girls. One who engages in mallesting, is known as a mallester.

Bob went to the Gateway mall on Saturday, he said that the mallesting was okay, but not as good as the Fashion Place mall.

mallesting by Lance P. August 18, 2007

Mandy Mulleting 

The Obsessive compulsion to sit next to somebody no matter how many seats are available, An extreme Mandy Mulleter will make physical contact making the victim very uncomfortable.

Bob: "Hey bill."

Bill: "HI!"

Bob: "take a seat i just bought 3 new couches last week"

Bill: *Sits very close to Bob, practically on his lap"

Bob: .....

-Please help spread the use of the word "Mandy Mulleting"

Mandy Mulleting by JocobH69 July 25, 2011

Eye molesting 

When someone is talking to you and watching something that isn't your eyes that you wish they weren't.
I.e: pervy old men talking to your breasts FOR CRYING OUT LOUD MY EYES AREN'T IN MY TITS - I THINK I'D BE ON EVERY NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD IF THEY WERE

OMG I was just eye molested by my IT teacher

STOP EYE MOLESTING ME YOU PERVE

Eye molesting by Who cares? December 17, 2005

magestingling 

A brothel mixed with a restaurant. It's Chinese and you can stay there for only £2 a week

Come to magestingling and fuck some big big with some noodles

magestingling by Damagesticdonkeycalledzico August 9, 2015

Midget molesting may 

Oh boy, and you thought no nut November was bad, in midget molesting may you have to molest every midget you see

Steve: Ok what you doing to that midget?

Rob: I'm molesting him, its midget molesting may

Steve: oh ok that's fine

Midget molesting may by K a htiw rakso October 3, 2020

Kitten molesting butt fuckers 

why the fuck did you even search this?

Kitten molesting butt fuckers are tasty and horny.

Kitten molesting butt fuckers by idiotdortyknees August 19, 2015

molesting the monkey 

Much like choking the chicken, or stroking the salami.

Person 1: I was molesting the monkey while you were
sleeping.

Person: You are one sick fuck.

molesting the monkey by Hitlers Private September 20, 2005