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Someone who works at MantisCorp.com
Is that mantoid going to get his code done in time for the freeze or are we going to slip going gold?!
Mantoid by Mantiddle November 1, 2003
Words you can keep
one who dwells in the slums of mastic and drives his or her taurus on the william floyd parkway....
kinse you are such a fucking mastoid.....go kill yourself
mastoid by BIg NIgga February 28, 2005
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a word that old people (mostly old women) yell when they cannot get something open.
*old lady is struggling to open her wallet.*
*it will not open.*
old lady yells: "YOU LITTLE MALTOID BITCH!"
maltoid by AVAxfan182 March 1, 2011
noun. A specific type of hemorrhoid that is the result of a man being a pita.
I wish I could sit and visit with you Felicia but I've had a bad manroid ever since John decided we're spending too much money on tampons.
Manroid by Mari_P September 14, 2018
A wonderful adjective that perfectly describes an absolute fucking idiot, a bumbling fool, a straight up trash goblin.
Oh, you think global warming is a hoax? Go back to sleep you fucking muntoid
Muntoid by 0hn0 April 21, 2020
What Dave calls Mantises
"Hey Dave, are you looking for mantids"
"Why aren't you looking for mantids"
Mantids by Matt September 24, 2004
A man who assumes that he is popular when in actual fact, looks like an idiot
Oi mc Justin szwec, you manoid
manoid by Official Mc Devvo June 9, 2016
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