maltoid 

a word that old people (mostly old women) yell when they cannot get something open.

*old lady is struggling to open her wallet.*
*it will not open.*
old lady yells: "YOU LITTLE MALTOID BITCH!"

maltoid by AVAxfan182 March 1, 2011

mastoid 

one who dwells in the slums of mastic and drives his or her taurus on the william floyd parkway....

kinse you are such a fucking mastoid.....go kill yourself

mastoid by BIg NIgga February 28, 2005

Maltodextrider 

a degree of drunkness. when you're this drunk, you pass out and shit your pants. if you only pass out though, your in the degree called "maurings""

"Maltodextrider" you go out with your friends, have a good time, drink a LOT. you pass out, wake up the next morning only to find out.. last night you shit your pants.

Maltodextrider by RusanJonas August 11, 2010

mal-toid 

someone who constantly does stupid things or is rather clutzy , acts bizzare, in other words a mal humanoid (not by any medical condition- just personal actions) and can be rather entertaining !!!

that guy is such a mal-toid he tries to impress woman, falls down like an idiot. or someone who makes faces or does body jestures with the hopes of being funny or impressive when in fact he is a mal-toid and looks rather foolish.

mal-toid by realyred1 December 9, 2008

Mantoid 

Someone who works at MantisCorp.com

Is that mantoid going to get his code done in time for the freeze or are we going to slip going gold?!

Mantoid by Mantiddle November 1, 2003

Mactoid 

When the substitute forgets a kids name and adds random vowels for no reason. Than tells that if you laugh you are laughing at her and that is rude.

That sub just called george mactoid instead of george.

Mactoid by Mactoid May 11, 2022

Magtoid

A fully e evolved maggot. A process or transformation . A derogatory comment.

Oh look it's a baby magtoid!!!

Magtoid by Magtoidmama December 23, 2025