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noun. A specific type of hemorrhoid that is the result of a man being a pita.
I wish I could sit and visit with you Felicia but I've had a bad manroid ever since John decided we're spending too much money on tampons.
Manroid by Mari_P September 14, 2018
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When a man is on their period. The male version of a period.
Brooo are you on you're manroid right now ?
Manroid by Jj_reckless June 22, 2018
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Sounds like 'Period'. It's the male version of a period, where the male in question is acting psychotic, hormonal, or moody.
Dude, you're acting like a whack job. Are you having your manriod?
Manriod by adamunt August 11, 2008

MAN-ROID 

MAN-ROID -- or MANROID-- is a nickname for Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder Manny Ramirez, who was caught taking a banned subtance, and subsequently suspended for 50 games.

Although he was not technically found to be on "steroids", he was found to be on a female fertility drug often used to cycle down from steroid use.
MAN-ROID hit another long home run for Los Angeles. I wonder if it was from all the banned sustances he took as a Dodger.
MAN-ROID by TJinSD July 13, 2009
Technically ones penis, but also pertaining to ones spirit.
Alright dude, hows your manrod? Its on a red up arrow... sweet
MANROD by Markyg August 29, 2003

Manbroidery 

A movement of men who cross-stitch or embroider. A subversion of a traditionally female art form. Any piece of embroidery or cross-stitch done buy a guy.
"Dude, did you see the Manbroidery that Chaz is working on? It's nutrageous!"
"I think I'll quit my job at Taco Bell and become a Manbroiderer."
Manbroidery by Mr. Murder December 1, 2009
A robotic/cybernetic being that is posing as a human, particularly a man.
Guy: Someone robbed the bank! I think it was Juan!
Girl: No, It was a mandroid pretending to be Juan!
mandroid by Blackflame619 January 31, 2009
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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