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An ass-eating, cannibalistic humanoid mole rat. A degenerate subterranean creature that feeds on human feces (specifically of anal origin) and practices obligate cannibalism. Occupies the lowest possible tier of biological and moral existence — beneath vermin, beneath garbage, and beneath contempt.. The mank is a solitary yet opportunistic scavenger, known to inhabit sewage systems, landfill substrata, and occasionally the unventilated bedrooms of adult dependents.
"You're inhibiting Mankoid behavior."
Mankoid by HarshBrown99 June 6, 2026
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An entity with a monkey resembling shape.

Vulgar Use: A person with the intellect of a idiotic monkey.
That Beast has a monkoid shape!

Vulgar Use: You monkoid! You ruined everything!
Monkoid by AtomicSailor August 26, 2022
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phoebe: she’s a pure minkoid

ruairidh: iyy totally
minkoid by patrick&spongebob August 17, 2021
noun. A specific type of hemorrhoid that is the result of a man being a pita.
I wish I could sit and visit with you Felicia but I've had a bad manroid ever since John decided we're spending too much money on tampons.
Manroid by Mari_P September 14, 2018
A man who assumes that he is popular when in actual fact, looks like an idiot
Oi mc Justin szwec, you manoid
manoid by Official Mc Devvo June 9, 2016
A woman that sounds or looks like a man
In the pub she was being a manoid; like drinking pints with a deep, husky voice
Manoid by Sophlad June 7, 2016
substitute for son. refers to a child in middle age
Finally, my mankid is coming to visit Australia!,
mankid by aussie mom August 25, 2011
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