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A fully e evolved maggot. A process or transformation . A derogatory comment.
Oh look it's a baby magtoid!!!
Magtoid by Magtoidmama December 23, 2025
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magaoidh 

A person who tries to polish a turd due to having a large ego and little dick syndrome
Person 1 - this Sports player is hopeless, only a magaoidh or family member would rate him
magaoidh by Mr wise owl October 25, 2019
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one who dwells in the slums of mastic and drives his or her taurus on the william floyd parkway....
kinse you are such a fucking mastoid.....go kill yourself
mastoid by BIg NIgga February 28, 2005
a word that old people (mostly old women) yell when they cannot get something open.
*old lady is struggling to open her wallet.*
*it will not open.*
old lady yells: "YOU LITTLE MALTOID BITCH!"
maltoid by AVAxfan182 March 1, 2011
Someone who works at MantisCorp.com
Is that mantoid going to get his code done in time for the freeze or are we going to slip going gold?!
Mantoid by Mantiddle November 1, 2003
When the substitute forgets a kids name and adds random vowels for no reason. Than tells that if you laugh you are laughing at her and that is rude.
That sub just called george mactoid instead of george.
Mactoid by Mactoid May 11, 2022
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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