Manslaning

When a pseudo-hipster girl tries to look cool and agitated and messes her words and blames her phone autocorrect.

Joe: ... and that’s how a monkey is born.
Tine: Hey! Thats manslaning 101.
Joe: It’s mansplaining!
Tine: Are you manslaning manslaning to me??!
Joe: Someone should 🙄

by it-wasnt-me October 22, 2018

manblaming

Study shows men tend to blame equipment while women blame themselves.

source article:

''Women are more likely to blame themselves if they fail - while men tend to put their failures down to bad luck, study reveals''
&
''men-blame-the-equipment-but-women-blame-themselves''

Max blamed the coffee machine for dripping so slow, while in fact he did not use it properly. He thought: ''the machine must be broken.

Julia blamed herself for the slow dripping coffee. She thought ''it's probably because I don't know how to use it properly''.

Max blamed the coffemachine for the problem. Max was manblaming.

by JuleM September 12, 2023

manblanking

The process of men phasing out while women speak.

Example 1:
While Vicky was talking, Jan manblanked, not listening to a single word she said.

Example 2:
Vicky: "Don't you agree?"
Jan: "Sorry, what?"
Vicky: "Are you manblanking me again?!"

by MightyBooshers November 4, 2018

Manvaning

Man-vaning;

The same as caravaning, but the people present are strictly all male, hence the name man-van.

Man-vanning was originally created because girls ruined the overall fun of the night,
you cannot discuss such things as;
-Having sexual intercourse with chicken pasties.
-Amy's breast.
-Physics.
-Masterbation.
-Sing-a-longs.
-The rating of girls in your school/6th form/college.
-Ridiculing of those who we dislike.
-General aggression and piss taking.

but mostly performing horrific male antics.

The experience is overall more fun when girls are taken out of the equation.

This also can irradicate the danger of cheating if one of the males is in a relationship

As getting drunk with girls present if you are in a relationship, does not bode well.

"Hey fancying having a sausage fest this weekend?"
"Yeh sure, how about a bit of manvaning"
"Sounds good"

by Lincoln Christ's Hospital Pupil April 6, 2008

manshaming

When feminists can't hold a rational debate, they start forcing guilt on men and shaming them by:
-Twisting what's been said out of context
-Putting words that haven't been said into their mouths
-Saying things that are irrelevant to the point in hand
Or any other technique that revolves around blaming the male in a speculative and/or petty manner.

"I tried to point out to Barbara that her girl-only cake sale was sexist but she started manshaming me for the treatment of women in the Middle East."

by JizzySpunkbubbles November 3, 2013

southern manscaping

Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging below the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men under forty (40) who do not engage in manscaping that would jeopardize their Mumford and Sons-style beard and hair. They do, however, desire a trimmed and groomed genital area. This is the opposite of Northern Manscaping, which is most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas.

Clean Shaven Man:
"Dude, you are one hairy beast! It must be nice not to have to manscape all the time, right?"

Bearded Man:
"Well, don't jump to conclusions. I do partake in Southern Manscaping. My woman loves the thick bearded look but only on my face." beard mumford hair shave manscape

by MCBassGuitar March 15, 2015

manscaping

to groom a man. Shaving, waxing, cleaning up the superfluous fur.

Hey, Jethro, isn't it time to do a little manscaping?

by Summersong June 9, 2005