bean polishing

"Jen spent all night bean polishing, she couldn't walk straight this morning."
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indie music

Should be used to describe any unsigned artists or strictly speaking, those signed to an independent record label -- where the term 'indie' originates.
Instead it is synonymous with the flannel and skinny jean-wearing baby-faced musicians, fitting into the "hipster" subculture, whose testicles are yet to drop. Their instrument of choice is either the acoustic guitar or the keyboard, that adds to their limp and poncy sound.
A: "Do you like indie music?"
B: "Yeah"
A: "What is your favourite indie band?"
B: "Anal Cunt"
A: "Aren't they metal?"
B: "Well they have been signed to independent record labels throughout their history, so they are indie"
by JizzySpunkbubbles August 24, 2013
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Facht

A term coined by Rafael Benitez in 2009, to denote what is apparently indisputable to the orator but is considered speculative to others.
It may be used ironically to speak of what is outrightly true, in a slightly humorous way.
"But I want to talk about fachts. I want to be clear, I do not want to play mind games too early, although they seem to want to start. But I have seen some fachts."
by JizzySpunkbubbles August 20, 2013
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Handegg Charity Shield

A one-off match between the champions of the two parallel divisions in the American sport of handegg. In similar vein to the FA Charity Shield during the early 20th century, where it was played between the north and south champions. Clad full of ad breaks during the match, which do put Europeans and other civilised people off from watching the event.
The Handegg Charity Shield is kicking off in half an hour, it's either watch that or Whitechapel.
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textbookedly

Jim textbookedly parked his car in the extremely narrow space
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thin privilege

Where fat people blame anyone but themselves -- particularly those much skinnier than them -- for being greedy, lazy and all-round unhealthy slobs.
Thin privilege is having a low chance of developing diabetes and heart disease because of your choice of lifestyle.
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No Russian

Unarguably the most controversial aspect of popular video game Modern Warfare 2 (or just in video gaming altogether).
A level early on in the game, which is the catalyst to the rest of the story line, where an undercover CIA agent joins a group of Russian ultranationalist terrorists to engage in killing innocent civilians at Sheremetyevo International Airport in Moscow (renamed Zakhaev International Airport, after the prequel Call of Duty 4's antagonist).
You don't need to kill anyone to successfully complete it and at the end, you get killed after being found out that you're an American secret agent. Whilst you lie in cold blood and the Russians escape, the authorities find you which causes mass conflict on both sides of the Pacific.
In certain territories, this level is modified so that killing anyone results in instant mission failure or it has been removed completely. The level can be skipped at no penalty and no reward will be gained from successfully completing it.
Guy #1: What did you think of the No Russian level?
Guy #2: I thought the departure boards flicking to delayed was awesome.
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