it-wasnt-me's definitions

pervson

When you want to say Person but you made a Freudian slip.

Joen: That waiter couldn't stop staring at you.
Amalie: Ja! Such a weird pervson.

by it-wasnt-me May 8, 2021

Peekapoop

When you tried to poop but it's so large and hard you need to stretch your butt hole first. You do this by pushing a bit out and pulling it back in, several times, until the b-hole is wide enough to let it finally drop.

"I'm not eating enough vegetables lately so yesterday I had to peekapoop"

by it-wasnt-me June 2, 2021

madmaxing

Hacking something beyond

- recognition
- permissions
- original intentions

… to achieve maximum damage!

Gee, those guys are madmaxing the Load Impact API! Why can't we do something like that??

by it-wasnt-me September 21, 2016

Manslaning

When a pseudo-hipster girl tries to look cool and agitated and messes her words and blames her phone autocorrect.

Joe: ... and that’s how a monkey is born.
Tine: Hey! Thats manslaning 101.
Joe: It’s mansplaining!
Tine: Are you manslaning manslaning to me??!
Joe: Someone should 🙄

by it-wasnt-me October 22, 2018