mansafing

The process of which where Jordanians eat mansaf

Your amo: Habeebi pass the jameed lo samahit
Your cousin: I hate it when Baba starts mansafing

by DnDiscordButIDontPlayDnDxD December 20, 2021

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota.

CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE

I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

by Siriusexclu October 27, 2020

Manvaning

Man-vaning;

The same as caravaning, but the people present are strictly all male, hence the name man-van.

Man-vanning was originally created because girls ruined the overall fun of the night,
you cannot discuss such things as;
-Having sexual intercourse with chicken pasties.
-Amy's breast.
-Physics.
-Masterbation.
-Sing-a-longs.
-The rating of girls in your school/6th form/college.
-Ridiculing of those who we dislike.
-General aggression and piss taking.

but mostly performing horrific male antics.

The experience is overall more fun when girls are taken out of the equation.

This also can irradicate the danger of cheating if one of the males is in a relationship

As getting drunk with girls present if you are in a relationship, does not bode well.

"Hey fancying having a sausage fest this weekend?"
"Yeh sure, how about a bit of manvaning"
"Sounds good"

by Lincoln Christ's Hospital Pupil April 6, 2008

Massaging The Donut

To make something out of nothing

I didn't prepare for that speech at all; I was completely massaging the donut.

by Orukum May 16, 2010

manshaming

When feminists can't hold a rational debate, they start forcing guilt on men and shaming them by:
-Twisting what's been said out of context
-Putting words that haven't been said into their mouths
-Saying things that are irrelevant to the point in hand
Or any other technique that revolves around blaming the male in a speculative and/or petty manner.

"I tried to point out to Barbara that her girl-only cake sale was sexist but she started manshaming me for the treatment of women in the Middle East."

by JizzySpunkbubbles November 3, 2013

Mandaring

to purposely divert attention from what would otherwise be of greater importance, to something else of lesser significance. By doing so, the lesser-significant event is catapulted into the limelight, drowning proper attention to what was originally the more important issue.

In Iron Man 3 press releases, Kevin Feige was Mandaring the Marvel fans about Ben Kingsley and Guy Pearce's portrayal of the villain.

by Scranter August 21, 2013

southern manscaping

Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging below the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men under forty (40) who do not engage in manscaping that would jeopardize their Mumford and Sons-style beard and hair. They do, however, desire a trimmed and groomed genital area. This is the opposite of Northern Manscaping, which is most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas.

Clean Shaven Man:
"Dude, you are one hairy beast! It must be nice not to have to manscape all the time, right?"

Bearded Man:
"Well, don't jump to conclusions. I do partake in Southern Manscaping. My woman loves the thick bearded look but only on my face." beard mumford hair shave manscape

by MCBassGuitar March 15, 2015