Ghandi Up

Similar to “Cowboy Up” (a rodeo rider preparing for a difficult bronco ride), this is the act of spiritually preparing oneself for encounters with aggressive power-trippers either in the workplace or in social situations by following Buddhist and Taoist principles.

“Wow, Rachel, your chi is going to be challenged in the meeting today with Miriam. You’d better get spiritually prepared and, y’know, Ghandi Up.”
“I’m ready, Marcia. I read the Tao Te Ching before work and did some goat yoga as well. I should Ghandi Up like this every day!”

by MCBassGuitar March 18, 2019

tommom

An adult TomBoy; a woman who, though she has given birth and embraced becoming a mother, continues to wear only jeans, t-shirts, backwards baseball caps, and college hoodies. Furthermore, when watching football, knows the difference between an illegal block to the back and illegal use of the hands.

"Did you see Joey's mom yesterday? She coached Joey's football team to a League Championship still wearing the jeans and t-shirt she laid concrete in earlier."

"Joey's mom is a total TomMom and that is so hot. That cougar can lay my concrete any day."

by MCBassGuitar August 25, 2014

Phantom Bluetooth

The feeling that you still have a Bluetooth device in your ear after you have taken it out. This is typically due to extended wearing of said Bluetooth device.

(Man #1 reaches up towards his ear, feels around for a Bluetooth, then commences to scratch ear instead.)

Man #2: "Dude, is your ear feeling okay?"

Man #1: "Yeah, I thought my Bluetooth was making my ear itch. It turns out that Phantom Bluetooth was to blame!"

by MCBassGuitar October 18, 2013

cinematourettes

A condition affecting individuals who have seen a film multiple times and now cannot control their compulsion to blurt out lines and quotes before the actors recite their lines.

(Watching The Big Lebowski with friends):
Marcia: "You're out of your element, Donny ... "
Mike: "Marcia, please try to control your cinematourettes. Some of the people here haven't seen The Big Lebowski."
Marcia: "Sorry, Mike. I will try to control my condition."

by MCBassGuitar May 09, 2015

impact calibration

The technical terminology for hitting any sort of electronic device to get it to work properly; a solid and punctuated smack or slap.

"Theo noticed the screen on his iPad was slightly scrambled so he quickly implemented the impact calibration principle to the edge of the device. One good smack and the screen was clear as the blue sky on a summer's day.

by MCBassGuitar May 18, 2016

southern manscaping

Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging below the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men under forty (40) who do not engage in manscaping that would jeopardize their Mumford and Sons-style beard and hair. They do, however, desire a trimmed and groomed genital area. This is the opposite of Northern Manscaping, which is most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas.

Clean Shaven Man:
"Dude, you are one hairy beast! It must be nice not to have to manscape all the time, right?"

Bearded Man:
"Well, don't jump to conclusions. I do partake in Southern Manscaping. My woman loves the thick bearded look but only on my face." beard mumford hair shave manscape

by MCBassGuitar March 15, 2015

She-Shards

The splintered pieces of glass left everywhere after a woman (like Kamala Harris) shatters a Glass Ceiling.

"When Kamala Harris became the first woman (and woman of color) to assume the title of Vice-President, a glass ceiling SHATTERED, leaving She-Shards everywhere!"

by MCBassGuitar January 22, 2021