The feeling that you still have a Bluetooth device in your ear after you have taken it out. This is typically due to extended wearing of said Bluetooth device.
(Man #1 reaches up towards his ear, feels around for a Bluetooth, then commences to scratch ear instead.)
Man #2: "Dude, is your ear feeling okay?"
Man #1: "Yeah, I thought my Bluetooth was making my ear itch. It turns out that Phantom Bluetooth was to blame!"
Man #2: "Dude, is your ear feeling okay?"
Man #1: "Yeah, I thought my Bluetooth was making my ear itch. It turns out that Phantom Bluetooth was to blame!"
by MCBassGuitar October 18, 2013
A condition affecting individuals who have seen a film multiple times and now cannot control their compulsion to blurt out lines and quotes before the actors recite their lines.
(Watching The Big Lebowski with friends):
Marcia: "You're out of your element, Donny ... "
Mike: "Marcia, please try to control your cinematourettes. Some of the people here haven't seen The Big Lebowski."
Marcia: "Sorry, Mike. I will try to control my condition."
Marcia: "You're out of your element, Donny ... "
Mike: "Marcia, please try to control your cinematourettes. Some of the people here haven't seen The Big Lebowski."
Marcia: "Sorry, Mike. I will try to control my condition."
by MCBassGuitar May 09, 2015
Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging above the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas. This is the opposite of Southern Manscaping, the younger man's practice of grooming only the genital area because he is sporting a massive sweet beard and long hair.
(Old man speaking to young man):
"Son, enjoy your freedom from the razor for as long as you can. Northern manscaping has become as much a part of my life as applying Rogaine to my head in hopes to grow THAT hair back!" manscaping hair trim old men masculine southern
"Son, enjoy your freedom from the razor for as long as you can. Northern manscaping has become as much a part of my life as applying Rogaine to my head in hopes to grow THAT hair back!" manscaping hair trim old men masculine southern
by MCBassGuitar March 15, 2015
A conversation where one person's side of the discussion is flawed and, therefore, leaves their ass uncovered, just as thong underwear leaves a human ass uncovered.
Matt: "Overall, I would say that Sarah Palin is a very intelligent woman."
Scott: "I call Thong Dialogue on you; that woman does not have an I.Q. above 90."
Matt: "Yeah, I guess I did leave my ass uncovered on that one. My argument was wearing a thongLet's go pick up chicks."
Scott: "I call Thong Dialogue on you; that woman does not have an I.Q. above 90."
Matt: "Yeah, I guess I did leave my ass uncovered on that one. My argument was wearing a thongLet's go pick up chicks."
by MCBassGuitar January 29, 2015
The act of sending emails before you have attached the files or finished writing the email. This typically occurs when someone has had too much coffee, is sending out a lot of emails in a row, or feels too much excitement regarding the email. This happens in texting as well.
Lisa was confused when her email from Sara arrived without the attachment but Sara explained that she got SEND HAPPY and sent the email too soon.
by MCBassGuitar October 20, 2020
The technical terminology for hitting any sort of electronic device to get it to work properly; a solid and punctuated smack or slap.
"Theo noticed the screen on his iPad was slightly scrambled so he quickly implemented the impact calibration principle to the edge of the device. One good smack and the screen was clear as the blue sky on a summer's day.
by MCBassGuitar May 18, 2016
An adult TomBoy; a woman who, though she has given birth and embraced becoming a mother, continues to wear only jeans, t-shirts, backwards baseball caps, and college hoodies. Furthermore, when watching football, knows the difference between an illegal block to the back and illegal use of the hands.
"Did you see Joey's mom yesterday? She coached Joey's football team to a League Championship still wearing the jeans and t-shirt she laid concrete in earlier."
"Joey's mom is a total TomMom and that is so hot. That cougar can lay my concrete any day."
"Joey's mom is a total TomMom and that is so hot. That cougar can lay my concrete any day."
by MCBassGuitar August 25, 2014