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Mansiety 

Anxiety caused by a man. Most often caused by unnecessary circumstances. A type of anxiety one gets by overthinking a relationship, conversation or situation with a man.
John hasn’t responded to my text message in three days, and it’s giving me major mansiety. I feel like he is no longer interested.
Mansiety by elavi13 October 25, 2023
Words you can keep
the state or condition of anxiety or nervous panic when having to deal with the male gender
dg is having manxiety over jg. oy. he will call soon, we promise.
manxiety by HCP crew January 9, 2005
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manciety 

man·ci·e·ty
man-sahy-i-tee
noun, plural -ties, adjective

-noun
1. any congregation of two or more human males.
2. a grouping of human beings, distinguished by their lack of female reproductive organs, associated as members of a community
3. unwritten but universally accepted rules governing interactions between one or more males
4. a highly structured system of social organization for small or large-scale male gatherings that normally fosters insecurity, dominance (physical/sexual/mental), ridicule, and a world-wide acceptance for its members

-adjective

5. of, pertaining to, or characteristic of manciety
2. the evolution of manciety.
3. Why do you let them talk to your like that? It’s Manciety, baby!
5. a manciety rule.
manciety by mancietyDOTcom January 12, 2011

manciety 

1) Are you going to be at the manciety this weekend? All the hot guys are going to be there
manciety by HotTommy February 23, 2011
the unjustifiable anxiety a man may feel about his privileged future often treated by medication
Trevor felt deep manxiety when he thought of the lack of growth in his share portfolio in January
manxiety by annamatt January 10, 2018
The anxiety men give women by existing and taking up space. All of the unnecessary stress caused by men “doing things.” The man will say he isn’t triggering it intentionally, but will then repeat the behaviors claiming he can’t control them.
I am really hungry and want to go into the kitchen, but Jeff is triggering my manxiety. He is standing in there again chewing and breathing. I just can’t be around that right now. I am going to try some yoga first.
manxiety by Karen’s twin November 28, 2022
The anxiety a man feels in the presence of women as a result of his privileged position and out of fear that he will oppress a woman by his own actions or speech. He may also fear unintentional mansplaining.
Joseph was very much anxious that the situation in which he had just explained something to his girlfriend was mansplaining. He felt his own manxiety.
Manxiety by Mario Prgiolla December 29, 2023
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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