Manpoles 

Manpoles - Slang for Men nipples.

"Manples" is another way to spell and say it.

Examples:

"Chris has hairy manpoles"

"Jose loves to rub his manpoles while on certain websites"

"Anthony secretly has a third manpole"

Manpoles by w1nf July 30, 2009

pulled a Mandolesi 

to screw up something, to fix something that is not broken and make it worse, lack of common sense, bad management...

He really pulled a Mandolesi when he "upgraded" our equipment and caused more problems than solved.

pulled a Mandolesi by the workers of ipsco tubulars October 11, 2007

manpole 

person with a very long penis

"what a big manpole you have."

manpole by Evil1 November 3, 2004

manolescent 

noun: A man of any age that shirks adult responsabilities.

"Yeah, you're awesome. Anyone would be a fool to not be with you. I really want to be free though. Can we keep this fairly low key even though we are in our late 20s?": manolescent.

"Yeah, I lived in Whistler for 10 years. That was the best time of my life. Let's talk about my partying during this whole first date. ... Oh right, I have three kids with my ex.": manolescent

manolescent by hey jo October 8, 2011

manholesplain 

When you have friends that emerge from the depths only to disagree with or correct your posts on social media, you are getting manholesplained.

For fucks sake, Bob only comes in here to to manholesplain, she never has anything positive to say.

manholesplain by mi5key August 9, 2020

manmolester 

A man who goes into a store where a lot of teenagers work and constantly try to talk to the guys (and only the guys) working. This man will remember everything you tell him and will go to the same store at least five times a week. You should fear this person.

guy 1, "O shit, the manmolester is
here"

guy 2, "Again, god damn it"

guy 1, "Let's get the fuck outta here"

manmolester by DSquared NH January 4, 2008

popping manholes

Gay anal sex.

"How did you enjoy popping manholes last night?"

popping manholes by Mr T. 2 January 11, 2010