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manpole

person with a very long penis
"what a big manpole you have."
by Evil1 November 3, 2004
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manoleng

A term used to refer to a person who's become too obsessed with censorship. The word manoleng was derived from the name of a one time Philippine board of censor chairman Manoleng Morato who indiscriminately censored movies or sections of movies basically based on his whim.
The webmaster was so obsessed with the power entrusted to him and decided he can delete web postings based on his personal, often subjective, opinion. He is now referred to as manoleng.
by dorobo slayer May 26, 2009
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Manpology

The act of not apologising, and just pretending that nothing happened.
John totally freaked out on me last night, but he gave me a manpology so I will pretend that everything is good.
by Kaiser Kittu October 15, 2010
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manpoline

A guy who is used by a girl though he knows it, yet keeps coming back to her despite all the crap she puts him through. The guy is invariably in love/lust with the girl and will go through hoops/put up with her back and forth in the offchance that he might be able to date her. These situations usually result in the man being crushed.

Sometimes the guy can delude himself into thinking he just wants to be good friends with her. This does not last long.
In the movie "He's just not that into you", Kevin Connolly's character (Conor) is a manpoline for Scarlet Johansson's character Anna. He's always there when she needs him but she never has to give anything back.

Guy 1: What did you do this weekend?
Guy 2: Oh it was awesome, Cara actually came over last night. She was having a tiff with her boyfriend. I made her a great dinner and we talked and cuddled a little bit. Then she left abruptly, maybe got a text from him. But I haven't heard from her since then.

Guy 1: This isn't going anywhere is it?
Guy 2: Well, I think she'll eventually see I'm a good guy and we work well together.

Guy 1: <rolls eyes>
by Vermonster August 24, 2009
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manpile

A pile of men formed when a ball or other object is thrown and all participants attempt to land on and secure the ball. The game can be played with as little as 3 people or as many as 20. Manpile is a game created by the WP clan of Exeter.
Person 1 :How did you break yor arm Person 2 : I was playing manpile with 3 of my guy friends.
by Tyler Lambert March 9, 2008
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Manhole

1. Cast metal circular cover providing access to an urban sewerage system.
2. Male orifice, typically the mouth but also could refer to the anus or butthole.
"You are talking out your manhole homes."
"Dude you want to keep your manhole covered or someone's gonna cap your ass."
by Trayfern August 30, 2013
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manhole covers

Huge Nostrils, such as those exhibited on the horrifying grills of Dionne Warwick and Patrick Ewing.
"Chuck Wagon went up for a relatively easy layup, but the ball ended up in Ewings monstrous manhole covers as he defended the rim."
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