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Mansplain Manipulate Manslaughter 

A joking phrase meant to be the male counterpart of gaslight gatekeep girlboss. Manslaughter is often replaced with malewife or manwhore.
Why try hard when I can mansplain manipulate manslaughter my way through everything?

clitorial manslaughter

1. To take one's clitorus and murder several humans until they are bleeding to death clit

2. The cereal killing of a selected amount of people using only a clitorus as the weapon of choice
1. man that hoodlum be using his clit to commit clitorial manslaughter! manslaughter hoodlum

2. Dawg, you hear about that gurl who got arrested for clitorial manslaughter? manslaughter

manslaughter

Manslaughter can be defined as: The unlawful killing of another human being without malice aforethought. It can be divided into two catagories: Voluntary Manslaughter and Involuntary Manslaughter.
1) Voluntary manslaughter occurs when one person intends to kill another but does so suddenly and as a result of great personal distress. The Wrongdoer must have become very upset before the killing.
2) Involuntary manslaughter occurs when one person, while commiting an unlawful or reckless act, unintenionally kills another.
However, if the reckless act that got the person killed was a felony, it would be considered murder not manslaughter.
1) A dad's son was kidnapped and murdered. The kidnapper was caught and confessed. The dad saw the kidnapper the next day in an interview and in sudden rage, the dad grabbed a revolver from a nearby officer and killed the kidnapper. The dad was charged with voluntary manslaughter.
2) Two kids were streetracing, one lost control and hit a crowd of spectators. Two of the spectators were killed. The one who lost control was charged with involuntary manslaughter.
Definition and examples from Understanding Business & Personal Law: Eleventh Edition by Gordon W. Brown, J.D. and Paul A. Sukys, J.D. Copyright © 2003 by Glencoe/McGraw-Hill.
manslaughter by wargasm September 23, 2005

Go Commit Vehicular Manslaughter 

When your a horrible parent because you gave your young child the key to the car, and he takes off driving it down the road, and then you realised you gave him the opportunity to Go Commit Vehicular Manslaughter and that your responsible for them
Ol Denis gave his kid the key fob to his Tesla, well shit, his child's gonna go commit vehicular manslaughter.

Penicular Manslaughter

The act of fornicating someone to death.
Guy 1: How was it?
Guy 2: I killed her.
Guy 1: Tore the pussy up huh?
Guy 2: No, she's dead.
Guy 1: Penicular Manslaughter huh? When's the wake?

Testicular Manslaughter 

The act of killing someone or placing said person in a pain-induced coma via extreme blunt-force trauma to the balls. Additional injuries besides popped testicles often includes a bruised or broken pelvis. Death is usually of a heart attack brought on by shock due to the incredible pain that is felt within the first few seconds of receiving the injury.
Dude... That guy's not breathing...
What? No way... All I did was hit him in the junk.
With what? You're grandma's fruitcake?
.... A sledgehammer.
WHAT!?! Dude! That's testicular manslaughter!
Dude, chill... It was in self-defense so-
FUCK THAT! This guy is dead... Where's the sledgehammer you used?
Right here, why?
Grab it because we're getting the fuck outta here!
Testicular Manslaughter by H4v0c February 6, 2012
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