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Manojment 

The process of dealing with resources both human and capital in order to meet the organisational objectives both stated or unstated (mostly unstated). See Management
(n) An ambiguous entity that occupies the upper echelons of the corporate hierarchy. Usually seen repeating or stating the obvious in meetings. See Manoj
Bob has a Bachelor in Manojment

Since joining manojment the team, Bob no longer hangs out with us.

Role of the manojer is clear, he'll tell you how to do your job

Your researches are worthless, The top manojment will have the last say in how things are in this company
Manojment by michael scrott October 16, 2018
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flush managment 

The refined art of manipulating the Vortex Effect, to your advantage, by slowly putting pressure on the lever,without completing the flush,when excessive amount of excrement are present and in need of disposal.
Boy!,I'm sure tired of this damn toliet overflowing. I've really got to work on my flush managment.
flush managment by craig john November 9, 2008
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Managment 

A scenario in which a person in an authoritative role is attempting to give you instructions or direction, but yet too retarded to spell their title correctly. A true urban retard.
Thank You,
Managment
Managment by nasty dancer December 14, 2009
Pronounced {Man-a-met} also called "THE MET"

Manomet is a section of plymouth massachusetts. is is exit 4 off route 3 in south eastern mass. when you drive back from cape cod on route 3 north there is no exit 4, because the poverty and violence of the area of manomet engulfs anyone who enters it, and there is no coming back from it. Tourists always come to the MET on the 3rd of july to celebrate on the beaches, after the holiday is over they get the hell out of there before they end up getting bodied, cause The Met Is Just That Gutta.
These Cape Cod Kids came up to manomet to get some weed, they were never seen again. Never go into manomet unless your not armed and dangerous and ready to see the worst ghettos on the planet.

Manomet is the home of the toughest and most ruthless thugs in the world. If I were you I would just drive away and avoid this place.

Cedarville Kid: Kids from manomet are bitches, E2 For Life!

Thug From Manomet: ..yeah? (pulls out pistol) cracks Cedarville Kid's head wide open and takes his money and jewelry.

manjoyment

any source of pleasure for a man that generally also irritates a woman, ie video games, cars, sports, etc.
My husband gets way too much manjoyment from his video games.
manjoyment by brilesbabe July 7, 2009

Mandamento 

District, usual made of three mafia Families with adjoining territories. A capomandamento is usually entitled to a seat on the Commission.
Mondamento, il douche!!!...
Mandamento by VAKI5 January 20, 2005

monomentaliphobia 

Morbid fear of not having a multiple personality.
Monomentaliphobia. The fear of the long-term dissociative.
monomentaliphobia by Fearman November 22, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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