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Manojment 

The process of dealing with resources both human and capital in order to meet the organisational objectives both stated or unstated (mostly unstated). See Management
(n) An ambiguous entity that occupies the upper echelons of the corporate hierarchy. Usually seen repeating or stating the obvious in meetings. See Manoj
Bob has a Bachelor in Manojment

Since joining manojment the team, Bob no longer hangs out with us.

Role of the manojer is clear, he'll tell you how to do your job

Your researches are worthless, The top manojment will have the last say in how things are in this company
Manojment by michael scrott October 16, 2018
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flush managment 

The refined art of manipulating the Vortex Effect, to your advantage, by slowly putting pressure on the lever,without completing the flush,when excessive amount of excrement are present and in need of disposal.
Boy!,I'm sure tired of this damn toliet overflowing. I've really got to work on my flush managment.
flush managment by craig john November 9, 2008
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Managment 

A scenario in which a person in an authoritative role is attempting to give you instructions or direction, but yet too retarded to spell their title correctly. A true urban retard.
Thank You,
Managment
Managment by nasty dancer December 14, 2009
Pronounced {Man-a-met} also called "THE MET"

Manomet is a section of plymouth massachusetts. is is exit 4 off route 3 in south eastern mass. when you drive back from cape cod on route 3 north there is no exit 4, because the poverty and violence of the area of manomet engulfs anyone who enters it, and there is no coming back from it. Tourists always come to the MET on the 3rd of july to celebrate on the beaches, after the holiday is over they get the hell out of there before they end up getting bodied, cause The Met Is Just That Gutta.
These Cape Cod Kids came up to manomet to get some weed, they were never seen again. Never go into manomet unless your not armed and dangerous and ready to see the worst ghettos on the planet.

Manomet is the home of the toughest and most ruthless thugs in the world. If I were you I would just drive away and avoid this place.

Cedarville Kid: Kids from manomet are bitches, E2 For Life!

Thug From Manomet: ..yeah? (pulls out pistol) cracks Cedarville Kid's head wide open and takes his money and jewelry.

manjoyment

any source of pleasure for a man that generally also irritates a woman, ie video games, cars, sports, etc.
My husband gets way too much manjoyment from his video games.
manjoyment by brilesbabe July 7, 2009

Mandamento 

District, usual made of three mafia Families with adjoining territories. A capomandamento is usually entitled to a seat on the Commission.
Mondamento, il douche!!!...
Mandamento by VAKI5 January 20, 2005

monomentaliphobia 

Morbid fear of not having a multiple personality.
Monomentaliphobia. The fear of the long-term dissociative.
monomentaliphobia by Fearman November 22, 2007
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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