manject 

v. to eject a man from a place or situation

n. an outcast of the male species ie. a complete loser

v. ""John if you speak again I will manject you from the house.""

n. "God he's so pathetic Louise fat and bald. He's a total manject.""

manject by creepyjim March 29, 2010

Manject 

An abreviation of the two words "manly" and "subject". A manject is any subject studied at University that can be considered manly. Such as Engineering, Computer Sciences, Maths, Geology etc.

This word can be used in both male and female contexts.

Steve: "You know Anabelle? She's doing a right manject!"
Dave: "Really??!"
Steve: "yea she's doing Motorsport engineering"

Manject by brookesbadger123 December 14, 2009

manrection 

When a man gets an erection because he is either thinking about or currently enjoying multiple manly things at once.

Manly things may include, but are not limited to: beer, boxing, hot wings, UFC, jack daniels, pornographic material, (fantasy) football, full-contact football, meaty subs measured in foot increments, anything flannel, boobs, dip, shit and fart jokes.

Bro 1: I wonder what they'll show tomorrow night at the bar, there's a UFC and boxing PPV at the same time.
Bro 2: Damn. They should play both, then sprinkle porn on a couple TVs, too.
Bro 1: Amazing, then think about all the wings and beer we'll have...maybe pack a lip, too?
Bro 2: I'm getting a manrection just thinking about it.

manrection by nofx9019 September 22, 2009

Manjeet 

Just... Awesome.

Yo guys move aside, it’s Manjeet coming though.

Sikh coming through!

Manjeet by T1DOTM July 25, 2018

manjestic 

(adj.)Of and pertaining to rare sexiness in a male specimen.
(adv.)The act of having or using one's rare male sexiness.

Did you see Ryan? He looked so manjestic today! (adj.)
Paul walked manjestically into the room. (adv.)

manjestic by Krista P. and Christina C. April 2, 2006

The Manjeet Gallop 

The act of clapping your hands then quickly slapping your hands across your chest repeadetly, making a gallop sound.

English class was sorta lame, so we organized 20 people to do the manjeet gallop to piss off the teacher.

The Manjeet Gallop by Manjeet the Almighty February 14, 2009

Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules 

The 5 rules all Manjeetists follow:
1. Thou shalt not do The Manjeet Gallop without my prior consent.
2. Thou shalt not use Manjeet's name in vein.
3. Thou shalt not judge me because i enjoy doing The Manjeet Tugboat.
4. There is no rule number 4.
5. Thou shalt not question why there is no rule number 4.

I believe in Manjeetism, so i follow Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules.

Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules by Manjeet The Almighty February 21, 2009