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Yo guys move aside, it’s Manjeet coming though.

Sikh coming through!
Manjeet by T1DOTM July 25, 2018
Words you can keep
A kind soul with an abundance of love within him. People who know him well love him and people don't love him just as much. Manjeet also got the largest dick and the fattest balls. Great with woman.
Girl: yo who is that? He looks hawt
Girl 2: he's Manjeet and he's wayyyyy above our league and his dick is ginormous
Manjeet by Melodramathick November 23, 2021
A boy with most beautiful heart you will ever meet and who will love you with all his heart.He has a good sense of humour with great qualities of a gentleman.He is very caring for his loved ones.
Alexa :- Name someone ,who is the best ?
Elle :- Obviously,its Manjeet
Manjeet by Bhannu November 24, 2021

Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules 

The 5 rules all Manjeetists follow:
1. Thou shalt not do The Manjeet Gallop without my prior consent.
2. Thou shalt not use Manjeet's name in vein.
3. Thou shalt not judge me because i enjoy doing The Manjeet Tugboat.
4. There is no rule number 4.
5. Thou shalt not question why there is no rule number 4.
I believe in Manjeetism, so i follow Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules.

Manjeet Smash  

Something that you say after you have physically violated someone, just to let them know who's in charge.
*After hitting you in the face with a badminton racket* Manjeet Smash !

Manjeet's Magic Carpet 

A pubic patch in the shape of an arabian rug, which is worn by, (you guessed it), Manjeet himself.
My love life was dead until i grew Manjeet's Magic Carpet, now turning on my girl is a breeze!

The Manjeet Gallop 

The act of clapping your hands then quickly slapping your hands across your chest repeadetly, making a gallop sound.
English class was sorta lame, so we organized 20 people to do the manjeet gallop to piss off the teacher.
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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Shakira Law 

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