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Manjeet
A kind soul with an abundance of love within him. People who know him well love him and people don't love him just as much. Manjeet also got the largest dick and the fattest balls. Great with woman.
Girl: yo who is that? He looks hawt
Girl 2: he's Manjeet and he's wayyyyy above our league and his dick is ginormous
Girl 2: he's Manjeet and he's wayyyyy above our league and his dick is ginormous
Manjeet by Melodramathick November 23, 2021
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Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules
The 5 rules all Manjeetists follow:
1. Thou shalt not do The Manjeet Gallop without my prior consent.
2. Thou shalt not use Manjeet's name in vein.
3. Thou shalt not judge me because i enjoy doing The Manjeet Tugboat.
4. There is no rule number 4.
5. Thou shalt not question why there is no rule number 4.
1. Thou shalt not do The Manjeet Gallop without my prior consent.
2. Thou shalt not use Manjeet's name in vein.
3. Thou shalt not judge me because i enjoy doing The Manjeet Tugboat.
4. There is no rule number 4.
5. Thou shalt not question why there is no rule number 4.
Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules by Manjeet The Almighty February 21, 2009
Manjeet Smash
Something that you say after you have physically violated someone, just to let them know who's in charge.
Manjeet Smash by Manjeet the Almighty March 27, 2009
Manjeet's Magic Carpet
Manjeet's Magic Carpet by Manjeet The Almighty March 1, 2009
The Manjeet Gallop
The act of clapping your hands then quickly slapping your hands across your chest repeadetly, making a gallop sound.
English class was sorta lame, so we organized 20 people to do the manjeet gallop to piss off the teacher.
The Manjeet Gallop by Manjeet the Almighty February 14, 2009
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