The 5 rules all Manjeetists follow:
1. Thou shalt not do The Manjeet Gallop without my prior
consent.
2. Thou shalt not use Manjeet's name in vein.
3. Thou shalt not judge me because i enjoy doing The Manjeet
Tugboat.
4. There is no rule number 4.
5. Thou shalt not
question why there is no rule number 4.