The art of carefully cutting away the bug-bitten parts of a ripe mango.
Ripe mangoes with bugs in them are often believed the sweetest, so they are rarely discarded.
Ripe mangoes with bugs in them are often believed the sweetest, so they are rarely discarded.
Wife to surgeon husband: "Dear, this mango has a bug in it."
Husband: "Give it here, I'll perform a mangectomy on it and it'll be fine."
Husband: "Give it here, I'll perform a mangectomy on it and it'll be fine."
by Bikerdudeblr May 26, 2014
Get the mangectomy mug.Emily: omg, why doesn't Sandra have any tits?? freak!
Morgan: Emily, stop being a bitch! She has breast cancer. She needed to have mastectomy surgery to remove her tits.
Emily: ohh, sorry Sandra. =/
Morgan: Emily, stop being a bitch! She has breast cancer. She needed to have mastectomy surgery to remove her tits.
Emily: ohh, sorry Sandra. =/
by crazyyyyyychic November 25, 2007
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A form of breast reduction or removal. Usually performed by an unlicensed surgeon using a machete in a dark room with no anaesthesia.
You can watch how to perform an involuntary mastectomy on your girl if you pick up Tears of the sun.
by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018
Get the Involuntary mastectomy mug.When a male has the defining traits that make him manly removed, typically via marriage or long term relationship to a much more dominant woman. These qualities usually include the ability to think or dress for himself, having his leisure time replaced with shopping or chores, and/or no longer having a spine.
The Kardashians have performed a successful manectomy on Bruce Jenner.
My friend was totally cool before he got engaged. Now he has to ask permission to leave the house. I think he has to stay close so that he doesn’t lose his penis, which is in a jar.
My friend was totally cool before he got engaged. Now he has to ask permission to leave the house. I think he has to stay close so that he doesn’t lose his penis, which is in a jar.
by The Salad February 26, 2010
Get the manectomy mug.A procedure for removing excess fat (man-boobs) from a male chest. Often used on old ex-bodybuilders whose chest muscles have atrophied to flab. (or possibly Phil Mickelson, he's got bigger boobs than my last girlfriend!)
by GeorgeXVIII February 24, 2006
Get the mansectomy mug.Sure if you want to throw that in, fine, but we haven't even gotten to that point yet. The precondition hasn't been met.
Hym "Mastectomy? Sure, what about one? The precondition needs to be met but if that's something you're just handing out we'll keep that in mind. 🤔"
Iam "It's not that I'm unwilling to leave. It's that I'm unwilling to let them do this to castigate people out of society at a whim. The next guy might not be as patient and might not waste his breath on threats. The next guy might have a lesser constitution."
Hym "It's like leaving a gun in a chimpanzee cage. They won't know the danger until it's wielded against them."
Iam "My mind is as sacred to me as your kids are to you and the people who started this were perfectly willing to use my family against me. But I use their family against them and somehow I am the one who crossed the line?"
Iam "It's not that I'm unwilling to leave. It's that I'm unwilling to let them do this to castigate people out of society at a whim. The next guy might not be as patient and might not waste his breath on threats. The next guy might have a lesser constitution."
Hym "It's like leaving a gun in a chimpanzee cage. They won't know the danger until it's wielded against them."
Iam "My mind is as sacred to me as your kids are to you and the people who started this were perfectly willing to use my family against me. But I use their family against them and somehow I am the one who crossed the line?"
by Hym Iam June 14, 2022
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