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A rare species of spectacled moose. It is known to wander freely in the north-westerly region of "Mannies" but makes weekly migrations to the midlands in seek of a mate.
Manoose is a quiet, lovable beast and when startled it makes a noise that resembles a pigeon. His leg span is often described as his "spread" and he demonstrates this spread as a form of mating call.
Person 1: "Excuse me"
Manoose:"Cooo"
Person 2:"Manoose ye Fuckin' bastard"

"What's that burning smell?"
"Oh it's manoose."
"Manoose? MANOOSE?! Manoose is on fire??!!"
manoose by steveyc95 November 12, 2013
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mangoose 

A pear-shaped homosexual male, characterized by a large round buttocks and bulbous belly, below a thin upper body. Movement of a mangoose can best be described as waddling, while thin birdlike arms are held horizontally with hands dangling limply at the ends (similar to the arms of a Tyrannosaurus Rex).
I'd fuck a fat lady before I'd touch Puddingbutt, he's a total mangoose.
mangoose by CapnCrouton May 3, 2004
The act of inappropriately flashing one's manboobs at random people whether in person or photos.
I can't believe he just manboobed me.
Manboobed by Asten Renur November 7, 2021
A manoose is a chubby fat small guy who sweets are made of.
That cake was made from a tasty manoose
Manoose by BestDictionaryGuy June 21, 2021

manbosser 

A girl who is not a girlboss, but in fact a girl who bosses men about like there is no tomorrow.
Inej Ghafa is not a girlboss. She is a manbosser.
manbosser by jessisveryalone April 22, 2022