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Man vagina

When a man is wearing too tight of pants and you can see his ball sack split by the seam of his pants that is a man vagina.
That nerd has a man vagina with his slacks on too tight when he sits down.

Sloppy Man Vagina 

When a man inserts himself into a girl, but his penis retracts into his stomach and then he bleeds every where.
Sean: "We lost Tim last night. What happened?"

Jim: "I heard he got a Sloppy Man Vagina."

Sean: "OH MY GOD!"

Man Vagina

A boy with a "penis" but acts like a girl with a very large vagina who likes to mind peoples business but refuses to say to directly to the faces of the people they talk about
Joe Grecco talks behind everyone's back because he is a man vagina and can not say it to their faces - not even to a woman that really does have a vagina.
Man Vagina by Princepessa August 30, 2005

Vagasm Man 

similar to a Renaissance Man only of the sexual kind... a Master of vaginal orgasms through licking, rubbing, sucking, grazing, slurping and simply fucking!
my married man is the ultimate Vagasm Man, pleasuring me in every way!!!
Vagasm Man by secret mistress December 4, 2016

Vagina Man 

The act of pushing ones weiner and balls back between his legs and squeezing his legs shut; hence, the appearance of a vagina as the weiner and balls are hiding towards the butt. Usually works better when standing, as it makes one stand awkwardly like an embarassed naked woman.
Tom pulled a vagina man on the bus ride. John is not gay; however, he said Tom would be a hot chick.
Vagina Man by Lost Almost August 17, 2010

Vagina Pants Monster Man 

A person who gets so much VAGINA they're a monster
Jake:Hey you remember Todd?

Tom: Yeah he's totally a Vagina Pants monster man!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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