short for "marine boot", a very junior marine usually in transition from boot camp to MCT/ITB or fresh out of MCT/ITB and newly arrived at their new command, that run around screaming oorah, semper fi, and kill, completely fresh and clueless as to what the Marine Corps really is and are lost on how real marines actually act in the world, they are fairly entertaining to watch because they look like lost puppies wondering around doing their maroot things an aternative spelling is "marute"

New River Marine1:lets goto the MCX

New River Marine2:are you crazy you know its Maroot Monday, all of the maroots from Geiger will be here!

maroot by Lance coolie underground February 10, 2010

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Matootsie

A person who acts in a totally shameless manner.

An individual who is a complete righteous charleton.

Someone with no principles.

My niece acted like a Matootsie to her own Mother .

My boyfriend is a complete Matootsie on a night out.

Matootsie by ChucklesOnTour88 February 10, 2017

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Mammoth hoof

A camel toe so large that it even defies the dreaded moose knuckle and can only be described as a mammoth hoof.

Richard: "Dude check out that lady behind you, she has a huge camel toe. I've never seen one so big!"
James: "Woah, that's not a camel toe man that's a mammoth hoof."

Mammoth hoof by Freudian Fellow November 22, 2013

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brutes magootes

The best way to say something "sucks", or is "brutal"

Guy 1: "How's that test gonna go?"

Guy 2: "Dude, I didn't study."

Guy 1: "Damn, that's brutes magootes."

brutes magootes by brutesmagootes December 25, 2011

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