Professional correspondence that contains what appears to be a poorly written text message.

An example of a "mattsie" would be a formal letter that includes the following: "She is a he haha he gets it all the time....he will be on time."

I made a mattsie in my last report and the report review staff rejected it.

mattsie by Coyote Bank Commander December 9, 2014

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Matootsie • mctootsie • mootsie • mattsie • watootsie • Cutesie patootsie • cutesy patootsie • Magooty • Matt Siegel

cutesy patootsie

A word used to describe something that is sickeningly adorable, cute, or charming. Examples of "cutesy-patootsie" objects are puppies, kittens, Pikachu, or young children---genearlly something fuzzy and cuddly.

Ugh, that little kid is so cutesy patootsie, it makes me sick.

I wish she would stop acting so cutesy patootsie, it's really getting to my nerves.

cutesy patootsie by pancake of doom February 18, 2010

watootsie

was originally used in a 1950's song.
It is an act where, once sex has become boring with you sexual partner,
as intercourse is taking place, without your partner knowing, you make a funny face, cross your eyes or stick your tongue out, making comedy with yourself. You have a feeling of monotony,boredom.

I was really bored with yolanda last night, seems like the same meat and bland potatoes... I laughed to myself as I did the watootsie...

watootsie by nicky boy January 25, 2005

mootsie

a large fart that has a horrble smell.

Brock and Tommy like to mootsie on Anni.

mootsie by Brock Barfield August 21, 2007

mootsie

the love canal of the female anatomy

julie: i love my mootsie after i shave. its sexxy and hott.

mootsie by janglo May 13, 2005

Magooties

a term describing two individuals being buddies, lovers, friends,or BFF's.

This term also describes people who non-homosexually love each other.

Bob: How do you know her ?

Emily: We're Magooties !

Magooties by Killerclowns332 March 7, 2011

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026