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Mammaronis

How a woman’s nipples look after giving birth. The resemblance to a slice of pepperoni and salami is mixed with the word mammary, making mammaronis. They’re there, we know they’re there, and now we have a word for them!
“Hearing my daughter crying, I looked down and groaned. There was just no hiding these mammaronis, so I was going to wear them with pride.”
by Tainted romance September 9, 2019
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Coitus Mammaris

(kō'ĭ-tes - mam-uh-res) n. adj. Sexual union between a male and a female involving insertion of the penis between the breasts. Usually accompanied by rhythmic movements, leading to the ejaculation of semen from the penis in the region between her cleavage, neck and chin. A high-brow description of a sexual act also known as "titty-fucking".

Coitus: Origin, Latin, from past participle of coīre, to copulate.

Mammaris: Origin, mammary 1682, from French mammaire; from Latin mamma "breast," probably from the child's word for "mother."
So Biff. How did it go with Muffy last night?

Fairly well, old chap. Muffy said she was in her "scarlet phase". So, after the cotillion, we did a little coitus mammaris in the back of the Bentley behind the clubhouse. I was a tad annoyed when she used my ascot to clean her "pearl necklace" off.
by Downside Risk January 14, 2010
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mammadons

noun - Slang term for breasts, most often in reference to those of cup size "C" or larger.
"Damn, check out the mammadons on THAT chick!"
by Drance March 23, 2010
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Anarcho-mammarianism

From 'a' meaning 'without' and 'arch' meaning rulers plus mammarianism. In other words mammarianism without rulers. Rulers are taken as the state. The term 'mammarianism' refers to the practice of breast-feeding, and general support of the practice so that children can more easily be bonded with their mother and grow to be more intelligent and seek less to initiate violence and a better society might flourish because of this.
Anarcho-mammarianism would be like now but without breast prohibition hence without feminism; without taxes hence without low wages and economic underperfomance; without the state hence without war; without a hesitancy to free the ta tas thus a happier society all around. Anarcho-mammarianism focuses on extending personhood to children ( starting with proper nourishment and bonding ), as was done in the past with minorities and women.
by AnCappinSophistsWithTruth September 21, 2014
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Mammarism

The act of using the female breast to make a statement.
She is so hot in that dress! I really like her mammarisms!
by CalGal50 January 14, 2011
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MakkaroniSenpai

Is a person or a creature that will farm alot without payment and wont have a free will. You can use it like minion. If you call someone a MakkaroniSenpai then he will lose his free will and must do it.
Hey can you farm something ?
No.
Do it you fucking MakkaroniSenpai.
Ok...
by FluufyRacoon February 12, 2022
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mammaroni

She took off her shirt to expose her mammaronis that could be spotted from space.
by mipsps August 28, 2009
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