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mammonist 

mammonist hi
mammonist by jokernotgay June 27, 2021

mammonsbitch

mammonsbitch on tiktok

i.e;
mammonsbitch : mammon’s favorite bitch/dog
someone(1): omg it’s mammonsbitch on tiktok!

someone(2): they’re on thin ice!
mammonsbitch by saggymami May 26, 2021
A person that is slow at thinking, processing, and learning. mammoni's will always become very emotional and lose composure.
While going over a practice test that weird kid in the back of the class was silently panicking and shaking his leg. I took a peek at his book and it was scribbled with random numbers, this guy is probably a mammoni or something.
mammoni by durrdurr25 July 2, 2019

Mormonistan 

Playful moniker of the state of Utah reflecting its strong Mormon traditions and customs; consequently Salt Lake City is often known as Mormonabad. Both terms employ the Persian suffixes "stan" and "bad" meaning "land of" and "city of" respectively.
1. I hiked the rugged and breathtaking mountains of Mormonistan all day before retiring to Mormonabad.

2. When entering rural Mormonistani village compounds, be sure to never eye their women the wrong way!
A teenager or young adult who requires their mother's input on nearly every decision they make.
John is a total mommunist. His mom packed his bag for the road trip.
mommunist by anonymous101lol July 27, 2014

Mammoliti 

Those who possess this last name are sexual Italian stallions calibrian sex legends with massive love pistons capable of sending love juice upon request to unsuspecting hotties with big tits
“Run! It’s a Mammoliti! He might shoot me with his piston!” *pew pew*
Mammoliti by Sminchy March 30, 2019