mammaroni

Alternate to pepperoni nipple

She took off her shirt to expose her mammaronis that could be spotted from space.

by mipsps August 28, 2009

Mammaronis

How a woman’s nipples look after giving birth. The resemblance to a slice of pepperoni and salami is mixed with the word mammary, making mammaronis. They’re there, we know they’re there, and now we have a word for them!

“Hearing my daughter crying, I looked down and groaned. There was just no hiding these mammaronis, so I was going to wear them with pride.”

by Tainted romance September 9, 2019