A bigItalian covered in hair virtually from head to toe that includes the chest/neck area, hands, arms, legs and most important, facial area. Mamacommisto is nortorious for having a full beard, goatee and moustache. Although he may be intimidating, if you see Mammacommisto don't be afraid to give him a big bear hug. He wears glasses and works at the butcher counter.
James: "Mammacommisto sure is looking hairytoday."Cody Gibbs: *waves and continues to remove rollerblades*
MommaForn, adj. Used to describe something so scandalous you can't even swear. Short for either Mamma Fornication or Mamma Forewarn, sometimes written, "mammafor'n"
"These kids these dayskeep makin' babies with mammafor'n usurpers these days!"
"That's MammaForn right! Drake the Snake!"