(To the theme of “Santa Claus is coming tonight)
You better watch out
You better not cry
If you see Ilusha
Let me tell you why
He
will stick a pogo up your ass.
(To the theme of “Rudolf the red-nose reindeer)
Ilusha the Goradel genie,
Has powers to solve it all,
But if you fuck with his feelings
He
will put it in your hole!